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Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain. Gabbar singh: kinnay??? Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain. Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai??? Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free. Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho? Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, where--s my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sard : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

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Sardar ji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI

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aik sardar g nain new car li aoor apni mata g say yeh keh kar susraal chalay gay keh main kal wapas aa jaoon ga magar sardaar g 4 din baad ghar pohnchay kapray matti say bharay huay buray haal main.. mata g nain poocha putter itnay din laga diay
sardar g nain jawab dia
angreez sori day nain aggay jan wastay 5 gear banay nain tay wapais aan wasatay aik ee
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Sardarjee >> beta ja maachis tu lay aa.. Beta>> Jee abba abhi laaya...
Sardarjee>> Beta yeh kia laya hai iss mai tu ek bhi teeli sahi nahi..
Beta>>Kia baat karte hain abba mai tu ek ek teeli check karke laya hooon ;);)

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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
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Gabbar: Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2.
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai.
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata?
Gabbar: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..............


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