sardar ji

One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved.
Wife says: I--m Pregnant

ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jab sardarjee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .

ak sardar ji say kessy nay pocha.
sardar ji !aakal barri kay bhanss?
sardar ji nay uss ki tarff goour say dekha ,apni pagri utar kar zara sa sar khujaia aur phir muskura kay booly.
yarr!pahly tarekhy pedayesh too battaoo.ha ha ha ......

A SARDAR JI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

aik sardar aik shop par jata hay aur aik chamakti hoi cheez ko dekh kar shop man say poochhta hay ye kiya hay wo kehta hay k ye thermos hay Sardar poochta hay iss ka kiya kartay hain.shop man bola k ye thandi cheezoon ko thanda rakhta hay aur garam cheezoon ko garam rakhta hay.Sardar bolta hay phir to ye kaam ki cheez hay wo isay khareed leta hay aglay din Sardar ji wo haath main pakarh kar ja rahay hotay hain to un ka aik dost milta hay wo un say poocht ahay k sardar ji ye kiya hay to sardar ji btatay hain k ye thermos hay ye thandi cheezoon ko thanda rakhta hay aur garam cheezoon ko garam rakhta hay un ka dost bolta hay wah bohat kaam ki cheez hay..aap nay iss main kiya rakha hay Sardar ji bolay
2 cup tea aur aik coca cola
lolzzzzzzz

eik aurat eik mahfil may hoti hai or unhain zoor kaa pechab (pee) ata hai woo sardar jee say puchti hai pechab karnay kei jagha dekhwo ................ sardar jee u noghty girl pahlay tum dekhwo

Aik dafa aik Sardar g ja rahay thay k onhayen rastay main aik kaylay ka shilka pada tha sardar g bolay o mayray rabba aj fayr phisalna pay ga

ONCE,A TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO SAY QUTUB MINAR DELHI MEIN HAI.
THE TEACHER SEES THAT A SARDAR STUDENT IS NOT SPEAKING.
THE TEACHER TELLS THE SARDAR TO SPEAK THE LINE ALONE.
THE SARDAR SPEAKS OUT- DELHI MEIN KUTTA BEMAR HAI.