sardar ji

A Sardar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE, someone asked the reason. He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can?--t live without my friend...........

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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse



Surprise Dunga!!




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sardar jee calls home (from the office)

Begam main aaj nahin aaraha ... koi meri gari ka steering, dashboard, accelarator aur break paddles chura ker lay gaya hai

thori dair baad .... phir phone kerta hai

Begam main ghar aarha hoon. main ghulti say gari kee pichli seat per baith gaya tha--.




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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

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A Donkey kicked sardar jee and ran away sardar jee ran to catch the donkey.. he saw a zebra and started beating him and said,

KHOTEYA TRACK SUIT PA K MEINOO TOKHA DEY REYA AEY.




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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya?

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN



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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae

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