sardar ji

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?

Sardar2:-Birla cement

Sardar1:-Kyun?

Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said --I--m 1yr elder to you--.



Sardar said --Oh! No Problem Soniye, I--ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How--ll U divide, Ur 3 children?



Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR



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Sardar was writing something very slowly.



Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?



Sardar: I--m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can--t read very fast.



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Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..



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Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.



Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.



Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.



The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Once in a cricket quiz the host asked, whats the difference between men cricket and women cricket.
Sardarji Replied: There is a short leg between the two long legs in men cricket, and a deep gully between the two legs in the women cricket.

sardar g k bara bachun main se aik alag dikhata tha.
sardar g;sari uomar apni beevi se pochaty rahe ye kiska he?
sardarni;kabhi jwab na deti.
aik din;sardarni marne ko hoi,
sardar;ne pocha ab tu bata de ye kiska he?
sardarni;bare aram se bolii sardar g yahi tu apka he

A nurse called up a Sardarji and congrats on becoming father, Sardarji replies saying please do not inform my wife I want to give her surprise.

kafee dino see sardar jee perashan hoote han ke hum loogon ke bare mian latafee kon banata han laken koee hal nahoian niklt akhair kar pata chalta hian ke Mr jion hia jo humare khalaf latefee banata hian wo ek group Mr jion ke pass bajhwate hian ke app himare bare mian assa kyoun lakhtee hoo Mr jion un se ek sawal kartta hioa ke
Mr jion : Mere ghar mian 3 loog hian ek mere wife ek mere jawanm bete 3rd koon hai sardar jeee kafe deer tak soochteee hian laken un ko malume nahian hoota our wo har man latee hian, at last Mr Jion khete hian ke Me yane ks main . sardar je apne app ko bura bhal;a kheta hueee chalee jateee hian our apne loogon ko khette hioa ke hunm loog he bewaqufe hian
loog: Wo kaseee ,Sardar jee sawal karte hian ke mere ghr mian 3 afrad hian mere biwi mere bate 3rd kon hia sare loog parashan hoo jate hian laken koee jawab nahia niklta at last sardat jee khete hn ke Mr Jion.

Aik dafa Aik sardar jee Chae main Chamach hila Hila kar thak gaee liken Chaee Methe Nahee Hoee Chai Pene Kay baad sardar Jee Boley Waqai agar Chai main Cheene na Hoo to Chai Ka Maza naheen aata Chamach Jitna Hila Lo Chai Methe Naheen hotee

A Sardar jee pulled out 6 people from a burning house............still he was in jail............ why? Because all the 6 people were firebrigades.

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!