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A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)

inspector:
jail me kase aye?
sardar: media ki larki khari thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kr dia.





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Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha...! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He....

Sardar: Enu Do Mint Rok Mein Phaj Ke Bottlan Phad Leyavan...!

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jahaz ka engine khrab ho hia sb Perashot le k jump laha di.
1 hindu rhe gia, us k liyae perashoot ni bacha
majborun us ko wese hi chalang lagana pri, neechae jatae howe wo sardar k pas s bri tezi k sath gzra to sardar ne us ko itni speed mae jate dekh kr apna parashoot utar dia or bolasardar naal raisaan








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Sardar: Ciggarette hai?
Dokandar: We don--t sell Cigs.
(aglay din)
sardar:cig hai?
Dokandar:kal bataya tha na ham nahi baichtay.
csardar:cig hai?
Dokandar: kitnai bar kahun?
Nahi hai. Dafa ho ja, nahi to
Hathora sar pe day maron ga.
sardar:harhora hai?
Dokandar: Nai
Sardar:Acha?To phir
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SARDAR: KHAN SAHAB AP K KITNE BACHE HAIN?
PATHAN:13
SARDAR:13 BACHE WO KESE?
PATHAN: SUSRAL WALOSE WADA KIA KAR K AYA THA BIWI KO KHALI PAIT NAI RAKHUNGA!







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Frog : sardar ka dimagh nai hota
Sardar :Hota hai
Frog : Nai hota nai hota nai hota.(ANd jumps in water)
Sardar Lay das eday wich khudkushi karan di kadi gal c.

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ON AER PORT 3 MAN WERE WATING 4 THEIR SONS
HINDU: HUMARY AMIRZADE NE ANA HY,
MUSLIM: NAVABZDE NE ANA HY,
SARDAR: SAADY HARAMZADE NE V ANA HY



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Aik sardar ne cycle chalatay huey aik larki ko takkar maar di. Larki: Gusay say , Break nahi maar saktay. Sardar: lo ji pori cycle tu mar di hai aur kia karon. Bushra Anjum 0314-4768720

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

1 sardar aur 1 pathan faraz ka shukria ada karnay gaye. Faraz ne pocha kiun/ wo bolay. jab se pakistanio ne ap ki poetry ko rolana shuru kia hai hamari jaan choot gayi hai .. Bushra Anjum -- 0314-4768720

SARDAR ORDER PIZZA,

WAITER : SIR SHOULD I CUT IT INTO 4 PIECES OR INTO 8 PIECES?

SAEDAR : 4 HI KARDE 8 KHAYE NAHI JAYEINGE....!

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Aik Sardar Sarak kinary Amrod bech raha tha.
aik admi aa kar bola sardar g amrod se keera nikla hai. sardar g boley yeh tumhari kismat hai kal aik admi ka motorcycle nikla tha


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Ek sardar UK gaya. Aik din wo kisi hotel mein lunch ke liye gaya.
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother

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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai



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There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost.

The driver frets a little and tells them, Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/- more.

The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, You have to pay me Rs. 28/-.

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

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21

21

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0

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The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of exultant happiness is written on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,

See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how do for those tax forms I get very often.

The process is slow but is sure. The other sardars nod their heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

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28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28

so this checks out. He then says, Yes, it--s correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh. It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man, you know! Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn--t think it is a bad deal but says, No problem!

I will verify it via mathematical computation. I--ll verify it with multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see! While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as shown:

13

x7

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21

7

--

28 This checks out as well.

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Then he says, This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods. Peace reigns at the President--s residence as the inhabitants and guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.


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2 sardar bank lotne gaye
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana.....

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Pakistan mein Petrolum Products ki prices increas kar di gai hain..

Sardar: Sanu Petrol mehnga hon nal koi farak nai painda pehle ve main 100 da pawanda saan te hun ve 100 da e pawan ga

( Humain Petrol Mehnga hona ka koi farak nahi parey ga kyoun k pehle b main 100 rupees ka petrol fill karata tha aur ab b 100 ka hee kawaon ga)


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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
- Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
- Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
- Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister





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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
- are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
- second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
- first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
- second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
- first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
- to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.





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Ek Sardar Jee Apni Bewi Ke Sath Rekshay Me Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Rekshay Wale Ne Apne Rekshay Ka Aina Thick Kia Or Sardar Ki Bewi Ko Dekhne Laga, Sardar Ki Bewi Ne Sardar Se Kha Ye Mujhe Dekh Raha Hai, Sardar Jee, Oye Kuchi Ka Bacha Reksha Rok Tu Meri Bewi Ko Dekhta Hai, Tu Peche Beth Main Reksha Calata Hoon

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1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai ;->


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A sardar asked his
frend,


kya tumhare
underwear mein
suraakh hain?






Frend replied:No




Sardar said,


to phir taangein kahan
se daalta hai saalay..;->


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Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”


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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!


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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u exhanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower bErth..


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Ek sardar pe bejali ki tar gir gaiya:

sardar tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:

k:

Light chali gi:

sardar khushi se bola:

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.


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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

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1 sardar air hostes se aap ki shakal meri bivi se bohat milti hai
air hostes ne zordar thappar sardar ke moo pe mara
sardar bola
Aadat b bohat milti hai
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


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Boss : where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.


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Sardarji is buying a TV.
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”

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Sardarji is buying a TV.
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”

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Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone


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“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said “where, where?


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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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1 sardar ne apne parrot ko kaha Mian Mithu choori khaaye ga
Parrot said: chawlan na maar khud kadi khadi nayi Menu kithu khilaayen ga
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”


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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m
2400 kms from home.”


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Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”


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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aati hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aati hai
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

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Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaar

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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aatihai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aati
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.


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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!


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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….

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sardar ko truk ne takkar mar di
sardar,s friend:yar jo hona tha hogaya to itna dara hoa kiyon hai
sardar:yar kyun k us k peche likha tha
Phir Miley gein
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Interviewee; Wat z ur date of birth?Sardar: nov 28.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: abey ullu every year.

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Ek Sardar Bus Pe Baitha lekin Bus mein rush ziyada honey ki waja se conducter ne saradr g se kaha Sardar G chatt pe baith jao.
sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao

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There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn?t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, “I’ll get off.”After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.




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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar

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1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.

2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try



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sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.


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Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.

Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.


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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai ( he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home )

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Sardar ki gharri gharab ho gai Usne gharri kholi to us k andar macchar mara para tha sardar dheek kar rone laga pass hi guzarte admi ne roone ki waja pochi to sardar bola k Meri gharri ka driver marr gaya Malik M SMhahbaz share ur sms @0313_5412261 @ It,s Malik House xXx

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Sardarji replies Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun


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