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Once a sardar calls another sardar On the phone & says: Hi, Mein bol raha hoon The other sadar replies. kamaal Hai, idher B mein hi bol raha hoon:-) 03453066445

1st Sardar to other,

Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?

2nd Sardar,

Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye Samjhey!



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sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na....?

Dr:Haan, bilkul..... !

Sardar; Phir teek hai, warna Un-parh ki koie Zindagi hai....!0334-4040402

ASardar gifted a card to his father on his Birthday with a poetry

Phool bohat hain per Gulab jaisa koi nhi,
Meray BAAP to bohat hain per Aap jaisa koi nhi..:-)

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Interviewer: What is SKELETON?

Sardar: Sir..! SKELETON is a person who started Dieting but forgot to stop it.....:-)

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Sardar: yar tu to kisi k ghar afsos krne k liye nhi gaya tha..? itni jaldi kese agaya?

2nd Sardar: Yar main 15 mint wahan betha rha lekin majal hai jo kisi ne HANS K BAAT ki ho..

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1 sardar bank main daka dalne gaya.lekin gun le jana bhool gaya. seedha bank maneger k pas gaya or bola ,.,,,main daka dalne aya hun magar gun lana bhool gaya hun. manger bhi sardar tha bola tusi daka maro tohade te koi betabari aa gun kal le ana[shoaib iqbal]0321750097

sardar ki bivi nangi ho kar bed par tangen phela kar boli ,..,.,.,.,kuch samajh ayi??? sardar ,,,han.//.// haram zadi akeli bed par sona chahti he[shoaib iqbal]032150097

sardar g 1oo k not se dekh kar number dile kar rahe the.dusre sardar ne poocha kia kar rahe ho?sardar...gandhi g to fot ho chuke hen dekhna chahta hun un ka mobile kon use kar raha he[shoaib iqbal]032175009