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Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife r u a virgin ?

she replies kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai 0322=4038808

What is tha extreme of stupidity?

Two Sardars sitting in Rikshaw and fighting for Corner seat

KAISA??? 03334201041

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.


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A Sardar Parposed a Girl in a same Romantic way.........

Kutta marr gaya razai vich,,,,
mai pagal teri judai vich,,,

Fernail tey machar bai nai sakda,,,
Sardar tere bin raih nai sakda,,,,

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1st Sardar: - Aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya.
2nd Sardar: - Wo kaise?
1st Sardar; - Aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thanday se naha liya.


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Ek Sardar puri zindagi
sochta raha
sochta raha
or sochte sochte
margaya
k agar meri behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kiyoun hain.

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report appeared on his phone and he started dancing.
What was the report?
The report said DELIVERED

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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I----ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.

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