sardar ji

ek sardarji sone ke samay ek glass mein pani barke aur ek khaali glass lekar kyon sote hain.guess!!!kyonki raat ko pyaas lag bhi sakti hain aur nahi bhi lag sakti hain.!!!

Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

aik dafa do sikh aik sath to foxian latan ha tora sa chalna ka bad aik sardar g ki foxi band ho gati ha sardar g gab apni foxi ka bonat kholta han to us ma engen nahi hoata who sardar dosra sa kahta ha ka is mato engen hi nahi ha dosra sikh kaahta ha parashan hona ki bat nahi ha mare pass digi ma extra engen mogod ha

kissi ney sardar ji key ghar ki dewaar parr likha: PARDNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI toh sardar ji ko bohut ghosa aya. usney yeh mitta kar udher likh diya: LIKHNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI

comp: sardar jee, u--ve won 50,00,000 rupees. next question is of 1,00,00,000 rupees. question is what--s ur father--s name?
sardar jee: o--ay pagal, pehlay 4 options to day............

agar koi sardar ji app ki taraf aik pin peinkey, toh app keya karein ghey?.....mein bathatha hun, bohut jaldie sey baghoh, issliye ke garenade sardar ji ke moun mein hai.!!!!!

ek jahaz main 4 aadmi bhaty hoy ty,un main ek student ta ek sardar ji ta aur ek middle age ka aur 4 th ek baba ji ta,achank jahaz kharab hojata ha jahaz main parchute sirf 3 hoty ha sab sa pahly middle age waly na ek parcute pakra aur chalang lagady,us ky baad sardar ji na chalng mary,ab rahgy baba ji aur student,aur parachute ek ha,tu baba ji student ko bol raha ha ky bhata main tu apny zindagi wasy bi gozar chuka ho aap parchute lakr utar jao,student bolta ha nahi baba ji aap ko bi utarna hoga kiu ky parachute 2 ha,baba ji woh kasy,student asl main sardar ji mara school baig laky utra ha ................

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship
is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian
asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship
into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ....

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY
SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY
DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!