sardar ji

ek sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga hahhhahahhahha

aik bar aik srdar jee bus stop par kharay bus ka wait kr rahay hotay hain bus ati hai to cahrnay lagtay hain lakin bus chal parti hai bus k peechay baghtay hain lakin bus ko catch nahi ks\r patay akhir kar driver break lagata hai aur srdar jee bus par char jatay hain aur driver say kahtay hain
BUS KOI TERI MAAN AYE
DRIVER: NAHI Q?
SARDAR : BUS KOI TERI BEHAN AYYE
DRIVER : NAI JEE Q
SRDAR JEE: TAY PHAAIIR CAHARRAN Q NAHI DITTA
HAHAHHAHA

A Sardar was drawing money through ATM card.. when he type the Password the Other Sardar said... Ha Ha Ha Ha.. I got your password its 04 Astericks. The first Sardar said.. Ha Ha Ha Ha... you are wrong its 1258 not Astericks.

Sardar: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Sardarni: Koi hint?
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A lady asked Sardar: LIPTON di chah hai?
Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Q. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?A. He is the one who erases the notes from the note book when the teacher erases the board.
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once a sardar bought newly, applied 4 corolla 2d saloon. he thought 2 have a ride on it so he starts his car, go out and return after some time. his friend asked how--s the car he said yaar... the car is good & gr8 but the people who made it are very stupid cause they have made 5 gears to go forward but only one to move backwards
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyoun barha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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