eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

dholan na pocha aj kis ki shadi hain dhola na kha ka mein tumpoch na lag tha ...hahaha

hi karishma hi shahrukh
shahrukh:kya hua
karishma: kuch nahi
shahrukh:nahi koi to baath hai jo tum mujh se chuppa rahi ho
karishma:woh mere shadi hone wale hai
shahrukh: nahi esa nahi ho sakta tum mujh se pyar karte ho or mai tum se pyar karta hu
karishma:leken tumhare bhi to shadi hogaye hai
shahrukh:ha ye baath bhi hai mai to bhool hi gaya tha ke mere shadi hogaye hai
karishma:ab mai us bhoore ke saath kaise rahuga
shahrukh:esa karte hai hum dono shadi karlete hai
karishma:yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
shahrukh:chalo phir
karishma: mujh se shadi karo ge
shahrukh:tujh se shadi karoge
karishma;lalalalalalalalala
shahrukh;ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh.
karishma and shahrukh: ***** END*******

aik sardar jee ko sardee bohat lagtee thee un kee shadi ho
jatee hay lakeen wo apni bewee ko pass nahi anay detay bewee
bohat pareeshan hote hay aur ya masla apni sehalee ko batatee
hay sehalee usko aik tarkeeb batatee hay jaab raat ko sardar jee
lehaf achi tarha aur kar leath jatay hayn tu wo kehtee hay kay
sardar jee mujahay bhi bohat sardee lagrahi hay kya aap kay
pass lehaf may ajaoon wo kehtay hayn haan aja lakeen lehaf achi
tarha aur lena kaheen say hawa na aay wo aesa hi kartee hay
phir lehaf may anay kay baad kehtee hay kay aab bhi sardee lagrahi
hay aap say lepat jaoon wo kehtay hayn haan lakeen khyal say
kaheen say lehaf na khul jaay wo sadar jee say lepat jatee hay
phir kehtee hay sardar jee wo sardee tu aab bhi lagrahi hay
sadar jee kehtay hay aab kyoon lagrahi hay wo kehtee hay kay
aaik sorakh hay maray pass sardar jee zoor say aik laat maar
kar us ko palang say bahar gira daytay hayn aur kehtay hayn
jabhi may kahoon kay ya hawa kahan say arahi haa.:))

ek dafa ek khatoom apnee teenion (3) betiyoun kee shadi kardtee hain.....shadikey doosrey din wo sochtee hain key apney damadoun ko kaisey azmaoun...unko ek tarkeeb soojtee hai.....wo teen damad mein sey ek ko walk per leijatee hain...jab wo walk ker rahee hotee hain to achnak naley mein gir jatee hain...unka damad jaldee sey chalang laga ker unko nikalta hai..subha jab unka damad utha hai to baher ek haseen marcedes kharee hotee hai jis per likha hota hai key meiree jaan bachaney ka ek toofa tumharee saas kee taraf sey........phir wo dossrey damad ko leiker jatee hain walk per...uskey saath bhi wo yehi drama kartee hain....aur wo damad nikaley ta hai unko..subha uskey liye bhi ek brand new mercedes kharee hotee jis per wohee likha hota hai meiree jaan bachaey key liye ek toofa tumahree saas kee taraf sey......phir teesrey damad kee baree atee wo phir sey naley mein gir jatee hai....5 minute tak damamd sichta hai key kiya karoun..itnee deir mein saas ddob jatee hai.....wo ghar ata hai..aur jaab subha uth ta hai to baher ek lambergingi cx200 kharee hotee jis per likha hota hai meiree jaan churaney key liye ek toofa..tumahrey sasur kee taraf se....!!!!!!!

ek dafa ek ladkay ki shadi ho rahi hoti hai uski barat arahi hoti hai
woh ghoray pay bhet kay ataa hai jab barat hall kay qareeb poochti hai to
to SHADI HALL main AAG lag jati hai..sab bhaag kay bhar ajatay hai lakin
dhulan undar reh jati hai..to dhula ghoray pay jata hai undar aur dhulan
ko baachaa kay lay aata hai..sab usko barhi daad daytay hai kay tumnay
barhi bhaduri say dhulan ko bacha liya...dhula kahta woh to theek hai
lakin phele ye bataoo ghoray ko sigrate kisnay lagaye thii:)

ek ladkay nay nayeya mobil liya hota hai..woh mobil lay kay bheta
hota hai to uska ek dost aata hai aur kahta hai yaar ek mint phone dayna
woh kahta hai main nain dayraha to dost khata hai yaar marnay ki khabar
dayni hai to woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh appni girl friend ko phone
karta hai aur kahta hai tum aagar mujay na mili na to main mar jaoo gaa.
to uska dost kahta hai ye marnay ki khbar hai..woh ussay mobil cheen layta
hai..phir dosra dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar mobil dayna khudkhusi ki
khabar dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh bhi appni girl friend
ko phone milata hai aur kahta hai aagar tumnay muje say shadi na ki to
main khudkhushi karlo gaaa..uska ka dost mobil cheen layta hai ye khudkhusi
ki khabar hai..phir third dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar
dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..uska dost ulthi seedhi baat karta
rehta hai uska dost kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar do woh kahta hai haan
haan dayraha hoon 1 hours ho jata hai woh kahta bahi expire ki khbar do
to uska dost usko kahta hai tumrahay mobil ka card expire ho gayeya:)

anyone who is getting married should know one thing that with the engagement ring and the wedding ring comes one more ring and that is SUFFERING!!!

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!

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Once there was a indian man traveling to Canada but he only knew three

words of English and those words were Yes, No and Thank you! A Canadian

guy was right beside him and the candian guy had lost his purse and he

asked that man , ?have you seen my purse ?? as the indian man didn?t know English

at all except those three words , he had no idea what the man was talking

about , so he said , ?Yes!? the Canadian guy seemed a little happy , then

he asked him , ? can you please give it to me ?? and again the indian man had no

idea what the guy was talking so he said ?No!? then the candain guy seemed

very angry so he slapped that man and the indian man replied ?Thank you!?