aik auret qaber per behthi pankha jhal rahi thi koi sab waha se guzre unho ne us auret su pocha ke kia ker rahi ho to us ne jawab dia ke hamra gharane mein us waqt tak auret doosri shadi nahi ker sakti jab tak us ke pehle khawid ki qaber ki mati khushk na ho gaye.

aik bar aik admi ki shadi hoti hai wo buhat preshan hota hai u know................ uska dost kahta hai k ghoongat utha kr aik song gana wo dulhan k ghungat ki bjayay uska lahanga uhta daita hai aur kahta hai
YAY TO WOHI JAGA HAI BICHRAY THAY HM JAHAN SAY
LOLZ

eik sahab ki kisi doosrey sheher main shaadi honey wali thi itaafaaq se unki station per aankh lag gayee train chali gayee. jab aankh khuli to buhut ghabarey aur apni honey wali b.v ko taar bheja k meri gari chhoot gayee hai jab tak main na aaoon
tum shaadi mat kerna
mujhe mail ker k zaroor batana meri id hai ladlakhan1@hotmail.com

do saheeliyan mudat baad millin eik ne kaha suna hai tum ne lakh pati se shaadi ki hai
shadi to ki hai lakin maine he usse lakh pati banaya hai

doosri dost acha to eoh pehley kya they
pehley to carore pati they
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hi freinds agar aap chahtey ho k main aise jokes rozana lagaoon to aap mujhe is mail per bata dain k yeh kaise hain phir main ap k liyee naeey naeey jokes lagaon ga

shadi ki salgira k moqa per mian biwi hotel main khana khane k baad CAR main wapis ghar aa rahay thay raste main biwi dantte huwe boli zara dekh k chalao ANDHON ki tarah kiyoon chala rahe ho ? abhi hamari car samne wali car se takrate huwe bachi hai isi liye kehti hoon speed aahista rakha karo aur streeing sahe grip kiya karo
HUSBAND > ghuse se bola tumhara dimag theeek hai ?
WIFE> kiyoon kiya hu8a mere dimag ko waife ne phaaar khane wale andaz main kaha ?
HUSBAND > BOLA K CAR ISS WAQAT TUM CHALA RAHI HO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naasra:mein ne tahiya kar liya hai ke jab tak pachcheez ki nahi ho jaoon gi biya nahi karoon gi
Salma:aur mein ne fesla kia hai ke jab tak meri shaadi nahi ho gi Pachcheez ki nahi hoon gi

once a boy said to his dad i wont call you on my wedding his dad asks why? boy said I WONT CALL YOU I WONT CALL YOU again his dad asks the reason the boy says because you didnt call me on your wedding

Shadi se phelay

ek aadmi:
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmahel milti hi nahin
Shadi Key Baad
wo hi addmi:
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmehal Marti hi nahin

Monday ko ..... Dosti
>Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar
>Wednesday ko ..... Shadi
>Thursday ko ..... Ghumana
>Friday ko ..... Jagda
>Saturday ko..... Talak
>Sunday ko ..... Rest
>Monday ko ..... Next