ik larka aur ik larki ik doosray se baohut pyar karte thay lakin larki k mama papa us larke k saath larki ki shadi karne ko tyar nahin thay is liye us k mama papa us ki shadi ik ameer larke se kardete hain lakin larki ka boy friend us ko kehta hai k tum apnay husbend ki sari dolat apnay name karlo to larke kuch dinon k liye apnay husbend k saath baohut khush rehti hai aur aahista aahista us ki sari dolat apnay name karwaleti hai aur larke aur us ka boy friend larke k husbend ko mar de te hain lakin larke k dream main raat ko ik bab g aate hain aur kehtay hain k tum nay apne husbend ko mar ker acha nahin kiya is liye main tum ko is ki saza doon ga wo lake kehti hai k baba g main apnay boy friend ki baton main aagai hoon ab aap batain k main kya karoon to baba g us larke ko kehtay hain k jo cloth pahen ker tum nay apnay husbend ko mara hai us k uper khoon k nishan hain us ko clean kardo ya apni aadhi dolat gareebon main takseem kardo warna main tuim ko mar doon ga larke aglay din uth te hai to cloth clean karna shuru kardeti hai lakin wo daag nahin jata to ik dam phir wo baba g aajatay hain aur keh tay hain k beti kya huva tum cloth clean nahin karrahi ho to larki kehti hai k main to subha ki clean karne ki koshish karrahi hoon to baba g thori der khamosh rehtay hain aur apna hath apni pocket main dalte hain aur ik cheez nikal ker kehtay hain k ............................................................................................. yeh lo surf exel aur is se cloth clean karlo lollllllllllllzzzzz hahahahahahahah

ik aadmi ki shadi hoti hai to kuch dinon k baad uska ik dost us k gher aata hai aur doorbell bajata hai to aadmi ki biwi bahir aati hai to wo apnay husbend k dost ko dekh ker sharma sharma ker hansti hai 2 ya 3 dafa aesa hi hota hai to aadmi ka dost sochta hai k yaar biwi uski hai aur sharmati mujh sai hai wo sochta hai k main apnay dost ko sab kuch bata doon ga ik din itfaq se donon doston ki raaste main mulaqat hojati hai to aadmi ka dost us ko bata hai k yaar main nay tum ko ik baat batani hai umeed hai tum bura nahin manao gay to aadmi kehta hai k haan nahin manaoon ga tum batao to sahi to wo kehta hai k yaar main jab bhi tumharay gher jata hoon to babhi mujhay baohut gandi nazron se dekhti hai to aadmi hans ker kehta hai yaar wo is liye hans ti hai k jab main us k saath suhag raat manaraha tha to us nay mujh sai poocha tha k aap nay kabhi kissi k saath ziyadti ki hai to main nay tumhara name leliya tya
hahahahahahahahahahahahah



hello friends ager aap mujh sai chat karna chahtay ho to is mail id per main hota hoon
jeanyjaan@hotmail.com
jeanyjaan_24@hotmail.com
ok bye

aik shair ki shadi ho rahi hoti hay to us jagah chooha bohat nach raha hota hay. sub pochtay hain kay shadi to shair ki ho rahi hay tum kiyun nach rahay ho. chooha kehta mairay bhai ki shadi hay. sub baray hairan hotay hain kehtay hain kay shair tumhara bhai kasay ho gaya wo kehta hai main bhi shadi say pehlay shair tha.
hahahahahahahah

SOME THING COOL ABOUT GIRLS AND BOYS



Agar larkiyan parda karein jesa ki humaarey deen main hai to na koi larka unko tang karey ga,, na woh unko burnazer sai dekh i kar aazaab main mubtala hooga ya ghalat harkato main,, aur na hi koi awaara unkay peechay parey ga,,,

na friendship hoogi,,, na love hoooga.

love nahi hooga to kisi k dil tootnay ka sabab bhi nahi banay ga.
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Aaj kal agar 100 couples love kartey hain to unmain mushkil sai 10% shaadi kartey hain,,, aur un 10% main sai 6% log esay hain k jin ka shaadi k baad jhagra shuru hoo jata hai aur baat devos tak pohonch jaati hai

ab bachay 4%...

4 % main sai 2% esay hain jo khud to shaadi karlay tey hain but maa baap sai door hoo kar weeraan zindagi guzaartey hain

ab bachay 2%...


2% hi log shaayed esay hootey hain k jo khushnaseeb hoo woh bhi pata nahi kisi ki dua lag gai hoo.. to

kabhi hisaab lagaanay betho to yehi hisaab niklay ga.

ab soocho k sirf ek ghalti ki wajha sai kitnay ghar barbaad hoote hain, kitnay log zindagi k sakoon sai mehroom reh jaatey hain.

Darasal hoota yeh hai k allah tala aasmaan per hi humarey jorey banata hai hum kuch bhi karlein humara life partner wohi banta hai jisko allah nay humarey liye chuna hai. Agar hum sahi hain, sachay hain, hum main koi khot nahi aur hum sahi raastey per chal kar apnay life partner ko hasil karna chahtey hain to hum ko hamara partner wesa ban kar milay ga / gi jesay hum khud hain.. Agar hum burey hain, jhootey hain aur ghalat raastey(bf ya gf bana kar) per chal kar apnay life partner ko hasil karna chahtey hain to woh bhi hum ko ghalat ban kar milay ga woh bhi wesa hi hooga jesay aap khud hain.

Agar hum boyfriends aur girl friends banaaye gay to humko bazahir aur ibteda main to bohat maza aaye ga lekin woh maza mukhtasar hooga, jhoota hooga aur shuru shuru ka maza hoo ga.

Ab dekhna yeh hai k main rite hoo ya wrong aur yeh mujhe aap log bataaye gay

Hie Friends , here i m gonna tell u a true luv story which took place in a small village of sindh.



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Hua yeh k us village main aik larki rehti thi Chanda.us k parose main aik larka sooraj rehta tha.yeh dono aik doosray se bohat pyaar kertay thay.but in k parents in k luv k against thay.

Aik din...

Chanda : Maa , main pyaar kerti hoon Sooraj se.aur main nahi reh sakti us k bagair.aap bas meri shaadi kera do us se.

Maa : sharam ker mooyee.sharam ker.yeh pyaar shyaar nahi.jawani ka takaza hai.jabi pyaar ka bhoot sawar hai.isliye keh rhai hoon bhool ja us Sooraj ko.kuch nahi milay ka is bay bunyaad rishtay se.

Chanda : maan tum samajhnay ki koshish to kero.

Maa : aray kia samajhna samjhana laga rakkha hai.nahi samjhna maine kuch.bas tu aik baat dhyaan main rakh le larki , teri shaadi nahi ho sakti us se.samjhi.

[ Chanda ro ker mayoos ho ker chalee jatee hai ]

Ab yahan Sooraj k ghar k haalat dekhain :

Sooraj : amma tum samajh nahi rahi ho.pyaar kerta hoon main Chanda se.aur bas us se shaadi ker kay rahoon ga.

Amma : main sab samajh rahi hon.tu hi nahi samajh raha hai.teri hi akal per patthar parr gaye hain.Ai zara soch to sahi , kia jehaz laye gi woh kalmoohi.bata zara.

Sooraj : amma tumharay liye to rupya paisa hi sab kuch hai.pyaar koi maynay nahi rakhta na.Abba k saath bhi yehi kiya hoga na tum nay jabhi chor gaya woh tumhain.

Amma : chup ker ja Sooraj.aur bas jo kerna hai ker lay.teri shaadi nahi hogi us se.bas.

[ sooraj bhi pair pathakta hua chala jata hai ]



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Now , they had notthing to do except to juss run away frm their houses n parents.to woh ghar se bhaag gaye or court marriage kerli.aur shehar main rehnay lagay.

Sooraj k maan baap marr gaye.

Chanda aur Sooraj ko bhagay hue 2 saal hogaye hain.



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Ab, Chanda k walidain ko khabar mili k Chanda us kay shauhar k saath apnay ghar arahi hai.

Amma bi , oo aama bi !!!

Maa : haan bol ray bol.kyun chilla raha hai ?

Amma Amma woh .....woh Chanda apnay shauhar k saath arahi hai.Woh naayee ( barber) ne use gali k nukkar per dekha hai.

Maa : kia ? Sach ? tu ... tu ja use bhej yahan ..

Jee amma jata hoon.



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maan khush hogayee kyun kay un ki larki 2 saal baad wapas aaye hai.

Ab hua yun k Chanda aur Sooraj aik car main aarahay thay.suddenly un ki car ka accident hogaya and Sooraj marr gaya.Chanda ko bhi halki phulki chotain ayeen..baharhal , woh girti parti apni maa k ghar gayee .

Maa : Chanda , meri bachi kaisi hai tu ? kia haal bana liya hai apna . aur tu ro ku rahi hai ?aur yeh khoon , yeh chotain yeh sab kaise hua bata ?

Chanda : Amma woh...woh Sooraj .....

Maa : haan haan bol.kia hua ?

Chanda :maa woh sooraj , wohh woh main abhi arahi thi na to accident hogaya.aur sooraj...sooraj nahi bach saka { yeh keh ker woh phoot phoot ker ronay lagti hai }

Baba: ( Chanda kay daddy ) dekh liya naa...hum pagal na thay jo tujhe mana ker rahay thay us Sooraj se shaadi se.Ker li apni man mani.dekh lia na nateeja.ab bhugat jo boya hai tune.rehna sari zindagi bewa ban ke.

{ is baat per Chanda aur ronay lagti hai }

Maa : ajee kia bolay chalay ja rahay ho , dekho to sahi kia haalat hai meri bachi ki.tum bhi naa....Chal Chanda ab tu ja ker araam ker.Main aur teray abba sab sambhal lain gay.ja meri bachi.

[chanda apnay kamray main chalee jati hai]

us ki maa ko bohat afsos hua.Chanda ka ro ro ker bura haal tha.us ki maa ne use aram kernay ko kaha.wo apnay kamray main chalee gaye.sooraj k khoo

ak husband wife tha un ki nai nai shadi hoi thi husband rozana late aata tha jis par wife naraz ho ti thi to ak din husban na soocha ka wife ko surpirse do is lyia wo jaldi poucha ghar o wife kitchen ma kam kar rahi thi to husband na us ka eyes par hat rakha to kahna lagi ka choro choro un ka aana ka waqat hogaya ha. ha ha hah hah ah

Hik Dafo Vatayofaqeer ShadiTaVayo, Vatayo khay Purana Kapra Patul Hujan, vatayo khay mahin chayo ta faqeer, bahir vageen bhi tokhe jeka mani bachi ta milandi, vatyo dihtho ta jinh khay sutha kapra patil aahin unhin khay dhadhi azat saan andar vathi paya vagan, vatayo cha kayo jo,karay ta navaan kapra vathi aayo, ho jain hi shadi ta pohto ta sabhin faqeer khay chayo shaab acho acho.... vatayo dhitho ta maan phareen purin kaprin main aayo hus ta sabhin chayo faqeer bashyo ta milado.... vatayo faqeer ji agyaan taam achi vaya vatayo cha kayo jo sabh mani khani kaprin ta haare chadi, sabh heraan dhi vaya, mahin puchyo shaab ihyo cha tha kayo, faqeer chayo ta baba maan purin kaprin main aayo hus ta munhji kehn ba azat na kay, jadhan maan navaan kapra paye aayo aahyaan ta sabh shaab shaab payaa chavin, ain munhje agyaan mani ja taam achi vayaa.... hi azat munhji na kaprin ji aahe tenh kare jenh ji azat aahe un khe maani payo khaarayaan..........HAAAA HAAAAA

ek ladkay nay nayeya mobil liya hota hai..woh mobil lay kay bheta
hota hai to uska ek dost aata hai aur kahta hai yaar ek mint phone dayna
woh kahta hai main nain dayraha to dost khata hai yaar marnay ki khabar
dayni hai to woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh appni girl friend ko phone
karta hai aur kahta hai tum aagar mujay na mili na to main mar jaoo gaa.
to uska dost kahta hai ye marnay ki khbar hai..woh ussay mobil cheen layta
hai..phir dosra dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar mobil dayna khudkhusi ki
khabar dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh bhi appni girl friend
ko phone milata hai aur kahta hai aagar tumnay muje say shadi na ki to
main khudkhushi karlo gaaa..uska ka dost mobil cheen layta hai ye khudkhusi
ki khabar hai..phir third dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar
dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..uska dost ulthi seedhi baat karta
rehta hai uska dost kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar do woh kahta hai haan
haan dayraha hoon 1 hours ho jata hai woh kahta bahi expire ki khbar do
to uska dost usko kahta hai tumrahay mobil ka card expire ho gayeya:))

ek dafa ek ladkay ki shadi ho rahi hoti hai uski barat arahi hoti hai
woh ghoray pay bhet kay ataa hai jab barat hall kay qareeb poochti hai to
to SHADI HALL main AAG lag jati hai..sab bhaag kay bhar ajatay hai lakin
dholan undar reh jati hai..to dhola ghoray pay jata hai undar aur dholan
ko baachaa kay lay aata hai..sab usko barhi daad daytay hai kay tumnay
barhi bhaduri say dholan ko bacha liya...dhola kahta woh to theek hai
lakin phele ye bataoo ghoray ko sigrate kisnay lagaye thii:))))))))))