3 aurtoo ko shadi main jana tha. aik nay kaha meray husband kay baal kalay hain isliay may kali sarhi pahnoo gi..dosri boli meray husband kay baal brown hain is liay main brown sarhi pahnoo gi,, tesari boli hai allah meray husbad to ganjay hain......

aik jungle may sher ki shadi thi.. shadi kay din jungle kay saray janwar jama huay aur shadi ki thaqreeb start hui...jaisay hi band bajna start hua to sab janwaroo nay dance shuroo kardiya..sab say ziayada chooha(mouse) khushi say naach reha tha..sab janwaroon nay us say poocha kay tu chooha ho kar itna khush kiyoon hay jab kay shadi sher ki hay...tu chooha bola yah meray bhai ki shadi hay ..sab janwaroon nay poocha kay woh kaisay ..tu chooha bola kay shadi say pehlay main bhi sher(lion) tha

bohle se shadi ka wada karlia kia noreen se
warna apni mohabbat to kab se thi parveen se
na pocho kuch ke kia hoi dostoon batoon batoon main jab ye kahdia nasreen se

eik computer typist hoti hey us key do teen proposals aatey heim mager ussey samajh nain aati key wo kis sey shadi karey. aakhir wo sochti hey key kiyoon na computer sey madad li jaye. wo computer sey poochtey hey ""Kiya mein Mr Juan sey shadi ker loon"" computer kehta hey ""Nain"" phir poochtey hey ""Achcha to mr. David merey liyye kesey rahein gey"" comp jawab deta hey""bohat burrey"", iss tarha wo us key baqi swalon key jwab bi dey deta hey aakhir tang aa ker typist us sey poochti hey ""Aakhir mein kis sey shadi karon"" computer jwab deta hey ""MEIN MAR GAYYA HUN KIYYA""

ek dafa kya howa meri ek dost ney kaha joke sunao..maine kaha..tum jo hain naa road par kar k ek building miley gee waha jana pehla flat chor kar dosrey main chale jana..oss main meri masee milay gee oss kee shadi kee photo dekhna..oss kee dulhay kee kasam mujhey nahee attaa

aik baar aik khan sahab ki shadi hoti hai to woh shadi wali raat ko apni bagum say kehtay hain kay apnay kapray utaro to bagum kapray utar daiti hai to khan sahab thori dair kay liyay chupo ho jatay hainto bagum bolti hay kiya howa khan sahab boltay hain kay tum itni chicni ho to tumhara bhai kitna chicna hoga

aik shair(lion) ki shadi hoti hai. shadi main choha(rat)aa ker nachnay lagta hai. shair kahta hai tum kioon nach rahay ho ye aik shair ki shadi hai chohay ki nahi .chohay ne kaha janaab shadi se pahlay main bhi shair hoa kerta tha

A women dresses up ...........whn she goes for shopping,water the plants,empty the garbage,answering the phone,read a book,cooking,chekin mailz,even goin to washroom..........but a man..................................................
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...................for a wedding,date and in the last funerals.
POOR GUYZZZZZZZZZZ...........I THNK THEY DON HAV MONEY.......OR>>>>
GALS KNO MUCH BETTER

aik dafa kiya howa ke main apni khala ke ghar gaye to udhar mera cousin betha wa tha main ne apni khala se baten shoroon kerden aur woh bhi shahdi per to mera cousin kehne laga mamma mere shadi kerdo mere khala ne kaha ke jab tum bare hojao ge to main kerdoon gein beta lekin aik din kiya howa woh qazi sahab ko liaya humere ghar to mere khala bhoot naraz howe aur hahhahaha bhi kerne lagi yeh waqia bauhat acha hai