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A reporter once asked Gullu, What is the main reason for divorce? GRATE Gullu, Marriage. ............0321 4091153

Boy friend sorry mein tum say shadi nahi karsakta, Ghar walay mana kar rahay hain.

Girl friend ghar mein kon kon hai, Boy friend 1 bewi aur 2 bachay. hahahahah..........

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Life ho tu aisi
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Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next...!



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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Evaluation of man before and after marriage.
Before: - Ma nay pyar kiya.
After: - Yeh maine kia kiya.
Before: - Janeman mat jao.
After: - Jan mat kaho.
Before: - Tum bin jiya na jaye.
After: - Tum ko saha na jaye.
Before: - Kuch to bolo.
After: - Kabhi to chup holo.
Before: - Milne kb aaogi.
After: - Mayke kab jaogi.


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Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

?MARRIAGE? You have two choices in life.
You can stay single and be miserable.
Or get married and wish you were dead.


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Asim.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelors degree and the women gets her masters.


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Asim.

Do gadhay aapas mein baat kar rahay thay.
Pehla Gadha: - ?Yaar mera maalik mujhey bahut peet ta hai.?
Doosra Gadha: - ?Tu bhaag kyun nahi jaatay??
Pehla Gadha: - ?Bhaag tou jaoon lekin yahan future bright hai. Maalik ki khoobsurat beti jab sharaarat karti hai to woh kehta hai keh teri shadi gadhay se kar doonga. Issi umeed par ruka hua hoon.?


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Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

?MARRIAGE? You have two choices in life.
You can stay single and be miserable.
Or get married and wish you were dead.

Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

Shaadi ka baad Dolha ne Dulhan se kaha: - Meri sirf do he kamzoriyan hain.
Dulhan ne kaha: - Woh kaun si?
Dolha bola: - Aik Aurat mairi kamzori hai aur dosri mardana kamzori.


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Asim.

Shadi se phelay
Ek aadmi:
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmahel milti hi nahin.
Shadi Key Baad
Wohi addmi:
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmehal Marti hi nahin.


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Only good people are requested to contact.
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Asim.

Machar aur makhi ki ho gai shadi .....

Phali hi raat say ho gai barbady .....

Machar bechary ki kismat thai khoti....

Makhi MORTEIN LAGA K thai sooti...






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kitne over confidence hote hai yeh larke
Har beautiful larkiyon per marte hai yeh larke

Kitne larkiyon ka dil torte hai yeh larke
Larkiyon ko jaise samajthe hain koi khilona

Galati kar kai sorry bhi nahin kahte hai yeh larke
Date per bula kar na jane kya kya khichadi pakate hai yeh larke

Larkiyon ko emotional blackmail karete hai yeh Larke uffffffffffffffff yeh larke
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Zindagi bhar saath nibhaney ka kasma kahte hai yeh larke
Waqt aane par bahana kar daga de chale jate hain ye larke

Har larkiyon ko time pass samajthe hai yeh larke
Koi faisale ke liye waqt aane par bus kehte rahte hai yeh larke

Kabhi khud to izhar-e-mohabbat karte nehi yeh larke
Ager kio larki sacha dil sai izhar-e-mobabbat karti hai usey thokra dete hai yeh larke

Piyaar kesi aur sai shadi kesi aur sai karte hai yeh larke
Har kesi ka dil tor dete hai yeh larke

Bewafa hote hai yeh larke
Aur kehte hain larkiya bewafa hoti hai
En sai door rehna har kadam per dhoka dete hai yeh larke





If U like that
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Moin khan--s wife Was asked in Interview: Wedding Nite ko kia hua?
She Said:kuch nahi bas Moin bed k peeche kare ho k Kehte rahe Shabash Wasim Bhai Shabash

0333-9869703

Jazz menu main khush amdaid
dosti k liye : 1 dabain
mohabat k liye : 2 dabain
shadi k liye : 3 dabain
aur dosri shadi k liye : pehley wali ka gala dabain
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1 jangal my kisi sheer ke shadi thi,waha sab janwar dance kar rahy thy,ahir music band ho gya Laykin 1 cooha masalsal nactha rha.ahir sheer ny os sy poach lya k tum keu nach rahy ho,,
cooha,keu k mary bahi ke shadi hy ,
sheer,my sheer ho or tum coohay,
cooha,shadi sy phlay my b sheer tha..
if u like this sms me 03224299717

What a married man says after years of marriage?


My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,


she doesn--t Trust me & I dont Understand her.


03216371610
03337616430

Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari

Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali

Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari

Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi

0322=4038808

wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?

Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.


0345-5140610

Ek machar ki howi mkhi say shadi,
pahli raat he start ho gaye barbadi,
machar becharey ki kismat hi khoti the,
makhi mospel laga k soti the,



M.Tahir
Gujranwala.
Cell # : 0345-6480039

qazi nikhah ka waqit haazreen see kise ko iss shadi per itraz to nhi achanak ap ke ap ke awaz nikle muje ha qazi ghusay se bolo tum chup rakho dalay nahi bool tay ....................03025332857

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


0346-6177786

BOY : main last time pooch raha hoon k tum mujh se shaadi karo gi?

GIRL : nahi

BOY : sooch lo

GIRL : kaha na nahi

BOY : waiter bill alag alag laina


0345-4199991

Nadia k Shaadi Kay din kareeb thay usy diting ka shoq hova tu mein lay i Sufi.Sofi par aeitbar jo tha.Pr Nadia Sofi k Sath bhag gai...

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Sunnyheema36@hotmail.com
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03458610636

Jo dete hain larkiyon ko TOHFAY,
Woh sajatey hain, unki SHADIYON k SOFAY,
Jo jaatey hain larkiyon k PEECHE,
Woh aatey hain W-11 k NEECHAY.


03222389280

Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa
pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay...........!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahaah


anwar saeed khan afridi nick name is anny
03339320703
03459115868

Ek machar ki howi mkhi say shadi,
pahli raat he start ho gaye barbadi,
machar becharey ki kismat hi khoti the,
makhi mospel laga k soti the,



farhan khan
khan pur ..
+923337473009

Different Phases of a man:



After engagement: Superman



After Marriage: Gentleman



After 10 years: Watchman



After 20 years: Doberman




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1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

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OR
03458610636
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2 Hijray Shaadi ki Mubark baad dene gaye.

Ek bola mein to 1200 lungi.

Dusra bola mein 1600 lungi.

Peeche se sardar bola:

Tum 2310 ley lo us mein FM bhi hay.









MOB:0322-6112662

70 YEARS OLD MAN: DIL CHAAHTA HAY KE SHADI KAR LOON.
FREIND: KAR LO
OLD MAN: KISI BEWA SE KR LOON?
FRIEND:KUNWARI SE HI KAR LO, BEWA APNE AP HO JAGI












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WIFE: WO SAMANE SHARABI DEKH RAHE HO MAINE USE 10 SAL PEHLE SHADI KE LIYE INKAR KIYA THA AUR WO AAJ TAK PEE RAHA HAI
HUSBAND: WHA! ITNA LAMBA

CELEBRATION





MOB,0314-3777205

1 SARDAR KE SHADI HOWE WO SUHAG RAAT KO BIWI SE DOOR HO KR BETH GAYA
BIWI: KYA HUWA JEE?
SARDAR: MAY NE QASM KHAI THE K SHADI K BAD KOI GHALT KAM NAHI KARONGA........




03143777205

jazz menu main khushamdeed.
rishty k liye 1 dabaye.
mangni k liye 2 dabaye.
aur dusri shadi k liye pehli bivi ka gala dabaye.
andaz A.G.S :03149233253

WIFE: Ek baat bolti ho par MAARNA nahi.
HUSBAND: Bolo.
WIFE: Main Pregnant Ho!
HUSBAND: WOH! Its good news.
WIFE: Shadi se pehe main ne ghar main batya tha bohat MAR pari thi.

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
- Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
- Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......









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Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?


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