AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

once a couple was celeberating their diamond jublie of marriage.at this occasion many press reporters were also invited to make the ceremony much more charming.they were interviewing the couple.suddenly one reporter inquired the lady whether she ever thought of the divorce in whole time after marriage.the lady very solemnly noded her head in negative and said no i never thought of the divorce even for a single time but i thought of killing my husband many times

Aik Sikh ko us k doost nay poocha...wah sardar jee shaadi kee hay to ahtiat kero..kul may tumharey ghar k aagay say guzra to tum khirki khool ker bhabi k saath enjoy ker rahey thay....Sardar zoor say hansa or boola...Bakwas..jhoot..Kul to may ghar hi nahi tha...ha ha ha

eik dafa eik shadi hoti hey to mian jaab aapni bevi key paas us key paas jata hey to bevi ka ghounghat utha ker poochta hey key huzoor ka kia name hey to agey sey bevi jawab deti hey key hazrat muhammad sulallah ho muhammad to mine dusra sawal kertahey key hazoor ney kia farmaya to bevi kehti hey key namaz perho,zakat do, roza rakho, haaj adda karo,etc to mian sahib kamerey sey bahar akey keh tey hien key siappaa hi hey ander to tableegh horahi hey.

The lion was walking proudly in the Jungle. A mouse suddenly passes by him and asks him why he is being so contemptous. I am the lion, king of the Jungle, replys the lion. The mouse gets his chest high, don-t be so fool, I was also the lion before my marriage, says mouse and goes away crying.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

""But, officer,"" the man began, ""I can explain""

""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I-m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.""

""But, officer, I just wanted to say""

""And I said to keep quiet! You-re going to jail!""

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you that the chief-s at his daughter-s wedding. He-ll be in a good mood when he gets back.""

""Don-t count on it,"" answered the fellow in the cell. ""I-m the groom.""

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It-s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You-ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don-t want you to

The wife says: I-n not upset
The wife means: Of course I-m upset you moron

The wife says: You-re ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I-m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you-re not going to like.

The wife says: I-ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I-m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I-m sorry
The wife means: You-ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we-re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I-m coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I-m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question ""What-s wrong?""

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It-s just that you-re an idiot.

The wife says: I don-t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I-m still building up steam.

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to aonay friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay BIWI chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas ata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray KHAWANDON(HUSBSNDS) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo. lolzzzzzzzzzzz