to woh use dekh ker bola:
sussar: kiya kaam hai bhayi
dulha: shadi kerney aaya hoon.
sussar: shadi. shadi ka matlab jantey ho ya nahin, koi bachon ka khail nahin. nayi zindagi ka aghaz hai. aik zimma daari hai. utha lo ge.
dulha: ji utha loon ga. agar wazan zaida na huwa.
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shiraz ki khani usi ki zabani
ek dafah mare saath kuch is tarhan se howa jo main aap ko bata ne jara hoon (listen)main ek dafah net chala rah tha ke achanak ek larki online howi jis ne mujeh yeh kha ke mujeh se dosti karo ge main ne kha ke main larki se dosti nahin kar ta hoon woh khene lagi ke main woh larki nahin hoon jo boys baat kar ti hoon main tu aap se mutasir hoon isley baat kar na chati hoon bas phir kya tha ke hum do no best friend ban ga ye isley main ne us ko apna best friend man liya bas us ne mujeh shadi ki offer kar di aur main prechan ho ga ye ke kya kheri hai yeh bas mare ghar se mujeh ijazat nahin mili aur hum ne court marraige karli bas aaj bi mari zindgi ek tabahi hai woh mujeh se larti rehti hai bas mari se request hai ke kabi bi friend se shahdi math kar na war na mari tarhan phashtana prega

main aap ko bilkol sach story sunati hoon.abhi thori din pehley ki baat hai ke main aik shadi main gai .wahaan per aik bahuoot hi khoubsorat lerka tha.woh lerka mujhe baar baar dek raha tha.main ne us ko nahin dekha tha.but woh mujhe musalsal dekhe jaraha tha.tu suddenly meri cousin ki nazar us lerke per per gai .aur woh mujh se kehne lagi ke yeh lerka tumhain dekh raha hai.main ne kaha ke sab lerke aik jasiey hi hote hain.her khoubsorat lerki ko dkehte hain.yeh un ki old habbit hai.jis per meri cousin ne kaha ke nahin yeh lerka really main tumhai i dekh raha hai.aur mukuraha hai.main ne kaha ke use hanse do.meri cousin keh nelagi ke agar koi mujhe dkehta tu main us se zaroor baat kerti.but main ne kaha ke main aisi lerki nahin oon.ke lerke ki aik smile per us se baat kerne lag jaoon.main ne kaha ke tumhai shocq hai us se baat kerne ka tu tum baat ker lo.main fozool lerkoon se baat nahin kerti.halake woh lerka bahuoot zayada haseen tha.but is ke bawajood main ne us ko nahin dekha tha.kir ab aage kis sunye.table per mian aur meri cousin just do the.woh lerka hamare pass bahane se aaya.aur keh ne laga ke aap ko cold drink chahye .tu main ne mana ker diya.jab ke meri cousin ne kaha ke han han humhain do cold drink chahye.us ko tu moqa mil gya.aur woh khsuhi khushi lene chala gya.main ne apni cousin ko bhauoot daanta ke tum ne us se kyion cold drink mangawai hia.us ne kaha ke lerka accha hai.isliye baat ker li jai.main wahaan se uth ker chali gai apni cousin ko cor ker.aur jab woh lerka cold dink le kera aaya tu us ne kaha ke aap ke sath jo abhi bethi thin.wo kahaan chali gai.meri cousin ne kaha ke woh chali gai.khir woh lerka meri cousin se mere bare main pochne laga.aur us ne sab kuch sach sach bata diya.ab janab woh nawab zade mere liye rishta le ker aa gai.aur un ki aami ne mujhe pasand ke rliya.aur yoon hamari baat te ho gai.aur ab hamari shadi 2003 k2 jan main hai.aur mere fiyancei ka naam""Ahmar"".hai.jaisey woh khoud acche hain wese hi un ka naam bhi bahuoot haseen hai.allah hamari jori ko kaamyaab kere aamin.

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aik dafa aik merasi ka bacha bahir parney chala jata hay jab wo wapas aata hai to marasi us se pooshta hai ke kis se shaadi kra ga .woo keta hai ke choodri ki beeti se to sarre merasi akehta ho kar choodri ke ghar chale jaate hain. bara merasi bat karta hai ke hamera beeta ko aap ki beeti pasand aa gai hai aur woo us se shadi karna acata hai. choodri apne mazaroon ko bulata hai aur khoob marwata hai jab us ke bande mar chuke hoote hain to bara merasi uthta hain aur apni chadar gharh ki krhta hai""te fair choodri sabh usi nahn samjiae"".

Aik kanjoos aadmi kay bhaitay ki shadi hone waali thi. Bivi nay kaha keh band walon ko lao. Woh kanjoos band walon kaiy paas gia aur phoocha keh kitney paisay lingay. Unho nay bataaya keh acha uniform pehnengay to 200 rupay ghnta, darmianay ka 100 rupay ghanta, aur tesray darjay ka 50 rupay. To kanjoos nay jawab dia keh kia aap loag jaangia main band nahi bajasakay?