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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Sanam Baloch
Swearing Parrot
Ek dafa ek aadmi ek tota bech raha hota hai to ek orrat oos ke paas aa ke kheti hai ke bhai ye to kitne ka hai to aadmi kheta hai behan 500 ropay ka hai to orrat kheti hai ke is mein aesi kya khaas baat hai jo is ke keemat itni zyada hai ,,, aadmi bolta hai ke agar aap is ke daien taraf maren gi to yeh english bole ga, agar aap is ke baien taraf maren gi to punjabi bole ga ,,
woh orrat oos ko khareed kar ghar le jaati hai,,,
jab oos ke ghar le kar jaati hai to oos ke daien parr pe bohat ahista marit hai , to tota kehta hai ke ""hello hello hi"" , to agli baar woh oos ke baien taraf pe bohat zor se maarti hai to woh kheta hai ke panchodiye holi nai sa maar sak di,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
woh orrat oos ko khareed kar ghar le jaati hai,,,
jab oos ke ghar le kar jaati hai to oos ke daien parr pe bohat ahista marit hai , to tota kehta hai ke ""hello hello hi"" , to agli baar woh oos ke baien taraf pe bohat zor se maarti hai to woh kheta hai ke panchodiye holi nai sa maar sak di,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Dec 06, 2018 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Sanam Baloch
Us Insaan Se Zyada Badnaseeb Duniya Mein Kaun Hoga.
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Nov 13, 2018 at 17:11
Category: photos
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Social Wall / Photos
Sanam Baloch
Meri Bechargi Pe Hansne Wale
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Oct 19, 2018 at 23:10
Category: photos
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Sanam Baloch
Jo Shakhs Qana At Ikhtiyar Kar Leta Hai
jo shakhs qana-at ikhtiyar kar leta hai usay kabhi kisi cheez ki parwah nahee hoti aur uss par kabhi dukh ka saya nahee parta.
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Oct 17, 2018 at 19:10
Category: urdu-quotes
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Sanam Baloch
Hamesha Munfarid Kirdaar Rakho
hamesha munfarid kirdaar rakho jaisay namak, uski mojoodgi mehsoos nahee hoti magar uski ki ghari mojoodgi tamaam cheezon ko be zaiqa kar deti hai.
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Oct 16, 2018 at 10:10
Category: urdu-quotes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Sanam Baloch
Kadha
Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?
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Sep 26, 2018 at 02:09
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / General
Sanam Baloch
Jhera Matlab Non Milay Sangi Saathi.
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Jul 15, 2018 at 09:07
Category: general
Poetry / General
Sanam Baloch
Jhera Matlab Non Milay Sangi Saathi.
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Jul 14, 2018 at 23:07
Category: general
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Sanam Baloch
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..
BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..
BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.
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Jun 08, 2018 at 04:06
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Sanam Baloch
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