An aged Kanjibhai and his wife, Rupaben were leaning against the edge of their chicken pen ,when the Rupaben wistfully recalled that the next week they would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

Let--s have a party, Muna na Bapuji , she suggested. Let--s party with some Chicken Tikka.

Kanjibhai lifted his cap and scratched his grizzled head.

Rupa , he finally answered, I don--t see why the chicken should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.

One day father and son goes to a store for shopping. When they reach the place where condome were placed. Boy pick up one packet of three condomes and asked his father , For what these are three in one. Father reply , When some one is in school life he use two on friday night and one on sunday night. Then boy picks another packet of six condomes and aagain asked same question. Father replies that when some body is in college life he use two on friday night, two on sunday night and two on sunday--s morning. Then he pick a packet of 12 condome and gain asked same question. This time father reply that this packet is used after marriage. One for january.....one for february...... one for march.... one for april and...................... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Aik Jungle main sher ki shadi ho rahi thi sher shadi kar kay ghar ko wapis aa raha tha kay jungle kay animals nay us ka istukbal josh o kharosh say kia to wahan pay aik choa (mouse) khara taha or woh sher to dek kar zor zor sy hanas raha tha to sher nay pocha kay bhai tum mujhay dekh kar kion hanas rahay ho to chohay nay kha bhai shadi say pehlay may be sher tha.

Bachelor--s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ,

Tuesday ko pyar ,
Wed ko shaadi ,

Thus ko barbadi ,
Friday ko fighting ,

Sat ko talaq ,
Sunday ko rest,

Mon ko phir se talash....

hahahahha,,,,,,,,

Aik police inspector ki shaadi thi Wo sehra bandh ker apney doostoon key saath car mein ja raha tha. Peechey baratieon ki bus bhi aa rahi thi. Inspector bola! Ye peechey jo bus aa rahi hey mujhey mashkook lagti hey. Gher se abhi tak hamara peecha kerti hooi aa rahi hey.

hahahahahahahahaha

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
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EK admii waqeel ke pass gaya our kaha k main apnii bewi ko talaq dena chahta hoon ketna pesa lage ga us ne kaha 1500 rupe to us admi ne kaha k atne to mweii shadii par bhi nahin ahe the to waqeel ne kaha saste main kaam karwaya as leye to ye hall hain na .........03003190023.......SARDAR KAPIL AHAMAD KHAN BOOLANI....

1)Ae dost faramosh tera hosh kidhar hai
Hadiyan to nazar aa rahin hai tera gosht kidhar hai
2)Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
3)Sheer sunne aur sunane me buhat maza aata hai,par asli ka sher jab saamne aata hai to paijama aage se geela aur peeche se peela nazar aata hai
4)Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye...ABBA JAAN... ABBA JAAN
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1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.

2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.

3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen--...!

4)shaadi se pehle , Maine Pyar Kiya
shaadi ke baad , Yeh Maine Kya Kiya !!!!
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