shadi kar lata ha to bap khata ha . tum na mujhay apni shadi ma nahi bolaya to beta khata ha ap na kon sa bolaya tha hehehehe:)is is funny

Aik Police Office Shadi ke din Gari main Baitha barat ke sath ja raha tha. aur peechay us ke us ki apni barat ki bas aa rahi thi. to kuch dair ke bad us nay apni dooston ko kaha keh jo bas hamaray peechay aa rahi hay yeh mughay mashkook lagti hay keon keh hamaray ghar se hamara peecha ker rahi hay es gari ko zara check kero. ha ha ha

A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :

""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""

I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!


:) KEEP SMILING

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A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :

""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""

I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!


:) KEEP SMILING

Ek LADKI ki sahdi honey wali hoti hai......uss ki maan uss ko her waqet her kaam sey man kerti rehti hai k ..yeh na kero..wo na kero..k NOOR nahi chrhey ga.......jaisey teasey LADKI waqet guzaar leti hai.dshadi k baad apni maan k pass aati hai aur kehti hai kMAAN TUM NEY TO HER KAM SEY MUJHE KO MANA KERDIYA THA ,,K noor NAHI CHRHEY GA MAGER JAANTI HO noor CHERHA TO HATANA MUSHKILL HO GAYA....:)

ek falsafi mehboba sa us ka boy friend pochta hai keh app ko intazar kerna ma ziada maza hai yaa phir mil jana ma wo kehti hai keh intazar kerna ma then said ""Agla hafta mari Shaboo ka sath shadi hai app abhi wait kerti rahin""hehehehhee (sach sach batiya how u find my joke is it good or just ok lets mail me at this Adress (saadjee20@indiatimes.com)

ek din ek larke ke ammi abbu ki silver jubli thi to us larke ke ammi abbu bade zoro shor se kam kar wa rahe thai to raat ko parti thi beta raat ko ata hai to parti dekhta hai to bada pare shan ho ta hai to wo apni ammi abbu se poochh ta hai ke ye kya ho raha hai to us larke ko us ke ammi abbu jawab dete hai ke aaj hamari silver jubli hai yahni shadi ki 25ween saalgira hai to beta kehta hai ke aap logo ki silver jubli kaise ho gi kyun ke mai hi 28 yaers old hoon

Ekk Aurat hoti hain unke sar main Teen Baal hote hain.Wu jab POULOUR jati hain tu POULOUR wali se kehti hain ke mujhe shadi main jana hai zara mere Baal band do POULOUR wali CHUTIYA band rahi hoti hai ke unka ekk Baal tout jata hai tu POLOUR wali kehti hai ke sorry app ka ekk baal mujhe se tout gaya hai tu wo Aurat kehti hain ke koi baat nahin CHUTLA band do POULOUR wali CHUTLA band rahi hoti hai ke ekk aur baal tout jata hai wu bolti hai ke sorry app ka ekk aur baal tout gaya hai tu wu Aurat gusse se uth kar kehti hain ke rehne do main baal khol kar hi chali jaoungi.

aik aadmi kay ghar main shadi thi os kay ghar bister kam per gay woh aapnay paroose se bister mangnay aay paroosi ki bivi nay darwaza khola aur kaha kay bhai sahab hamaray ghar main to 2 hi bister hain aik per mera shohar aur mera soosar sootay hain doosri per main aur meri saas paroosi nay kaha bister nahi dainay to na do magar sooya to dhang se karoo