Aik pathan airport se bahir aya tou samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha jay ga khan bola tou jao idher q khara hei

Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he tou achanak zameen peh haath lagata hei aur phir jeb mein hath rakh leta hei aik admi daryaft karta hei tou wo kehta hei yar karachi ka ajeeb log hei aese thokta hei jese chawani athani hota hei...

Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha Kay Aap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Mein Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thay Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha Ke Pathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hoti Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

On 14 August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag.
The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan said, Oye khocha iss mein koi aur rang dikhao.

Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.

Doctor says to pathan: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara khoon peeta hai..!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person asked what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per