Pathan proposed a Girl with Romantic Poetry:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,

Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar peH machar baith nahi sakta,

Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.

Subha teri Sham meri ho,
Din tera Raat Meri ho,
Hansi Teri Udasi Meri ho,
or jab Moat aaye Dost,
Qabar Teri usmain Lash




Oh Hello
Teri hi ho :)



Meri Q ho...
mitar----aage khud samajh jao

Very strange : If a Boy gives a Love letter 2 a Girl, People call him “Loaferâ€‌, but If a Girl gives a Love letter 2 a Boy, they call it…. “Offerâ€‌…

Sab ton pehe rab di tareef
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif

Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam

Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan

Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj

Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen

Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa

Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut

Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae

Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun

Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk

Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Ek chote se chohe ne sherni ko propose kiya...
sherni boli: abey apna structure tou dekh?
choha bola: arey structure peh mat ja.
confidance dekh.

its a magic trick
1glass thanda water lain
usay apnay baraber baithay shaks par dalen
yey ""thanda"" water usay ""garam"" kar de ga
try it at your own risk

Maine poochha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?

Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...

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