The Most "Heart Breaking" Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano K Diye Hue 500rs .
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Jab Mummy Wapish Le Leti Hai

Pathan: Tum 1 Bar Me Kitny Admi Utha Skty Ho
Pehalwan: Kam Se Kam 10
Pathan: Basss!
Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hy Jo Subah Pury Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hy. ;->

Boy : Namasty G Light Kab Aye Gi?
Wapda Wala: Janab Namasty Q Bola?
Boy: Ap Par Salamati Bejhna Pory Pakistan Walon Sy Ghadari Hay... =P

The Awesome Moment

When Teachers Get Off Track And Tell You Stories About Their Life
And Then They End Up Wasting Half Of The Class ... =P =D

Why do I always text you first?
You don't have to if you don't want to?
Then we would never talk!

I definitely feel like
you hate me

I hate everyone so you
shouldn't take it personally.

Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.

Waqt ne mere Dost ko majboor kardiya,

Choute se zakham ko nasoor kardiya,

Kaun chahta hai apno se door rehna,

lakin waqt ne Sab ko \'Majboor\' kar diya.

1 sharabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha

Tum jahanum kay raste pe ja rahe ho'
Sharabi chilaya'
O haraam diyo
roko main tay lahore jana c'