2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Afridi Ne Six Mara Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

'GhALTI SE'

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number!

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
'Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful'

Student:

'jani !!! Bacchi to dakh '
Qayamat hy qayamat'.

Golden & True Words:

Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli
Girl Friend Ki Waja Se Hoti Hy..
...Aur
Uski Baqi Girl Friends
Uski Kamyabi Ki Waja Se Hoti Hain... ;->

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! ..

Dr Aapke 3 Daant Kaise Tute?

Aadmi-Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya
Dr-To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
Aadmi-Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate