Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.

If U R Sitting in a lecture & other peoples Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R'Confident' . . It jst means u dnt hv a mobile.:-.

I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book

Life is like a MOVIE..
if ur sad-DRAMA..
if ur afraid-SUSPENSE..
if ur angry-ACTION>.
when u look in the mirror-
HORROR..!!

Either have a bottle of beer or fill in a litre of petrol

Choice is yours, Make it wisely

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?