Rule No. 1

In Arguments, If You're
Loosing,
Start Correcting Their
Grammar ... =P =D

Flirting At Its Peak

Girl: Hello Baby :)

Boy: Ohh Hi Jaan =)
Bolo

Girl: Kahan Ho Yaar
Subha Se Ata Pata Nhi Hy ? =(

Boy: Arey Hum Khoye Huey
Hyn Aap Ki Aankho'n
Mein :*

Girl: Acha Abhi Kia Ker
Rahe Ho ... ??

Boy: Main Tou Tumhari Pic
Dekh Raha Tha ... =0

Girl: Main ne Tou Tumhe'n
Koi Pic Nahi Di ... =x

Boy: Mere Dil Pe Chapi Hy
Barso'n Se Jaan =)

Girl: But Hum Tou Parso'n
Hii Mile'n Hyn =S

Boy: Tumhary Bina Har Pal
Barso'n Ka Sama Hy Pinky =(

Girl: Pinky ? Ye Pinky Kon Hy?
Main tou Aleena hoon =/

Boy: Dekha Main Tum Se Baat
Ker k Sab Bhuul Jata Hoon =/

Girl: Tum Asad Hii Ho Na ... ?

Boy: Ghar Wale Tou Nadeem
Kehty Hyn Magar Wo Ghalat Ho
Sakty Hyn Tum Nahi ... =P =D

When A Boy Goes On A Date,
He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky.
But A Girl Already Knows... =P

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
Pogo He Bujhaye Yeh Piyaas... ;->

Why People Forget Rights Of Neighbors In Islam
While Putting Password On Their
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Wi-Fi .. ;};}

In This World Everybody Makes Mistakes...
But
0nly Girlfriend, Wife N Boss Have The Gifted Talent Of Finding Them,
Remembering Them N Reminding Them... =P =D

Height of confidence

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

Wife Rings Husband & Says
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied

"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"

"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"

"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D

Boy: I Luv U I Cant Live Without U
Mar Jaunga Mit Jaunga Tere Pyar Me Fanah Hojaunga.
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Girl: Hmmm. Dekhle Jaesa Tujhey Theek Lagaey..:D

Height Of Friendship. :)
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1st Friend : Yar Aik Kam Karay Ga ...???
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2nd Friend: Nahi =p =d