Biwi to her shohar'.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay'.
Pathan replied'
O g kia pakaya hai'.??
Wife replied'
'.
'.
Naswar kay koftay'

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..

Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..

S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..

::NamE ()F STy|e::

KU s Student:
Agar Nariyal K Darakht Py Charh Jao
To Kia NED Ki Larkian Dikhen Gi?
Dost:
Han Or Hath Chhor De Ga To
Dow Medical Ki Bi Dikh Jayen Gi

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D''$T..

Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy'

(-,-) Acha abbu me
<)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:

Salam kia hal hai me thek hun Mujhe apko ye btaty howy b0hat khushi aur fakhar mehsoos ho raha hy k Allah k fazal o karam aur waldein ki duaon aur ap jese azeem dosto ki muhabat or hosla afzai ki badolat aaj mera

KHARBOOZA

Meetha nikla hy
Shukria.

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

Dost ne kha

.

.
Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

Dost ne kha

.

.
Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein
tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth
jaongi mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi
suna ap ne
Husband:Zanani ban Zanani
Gillani na ban'

oO Ghareebo''
Bus me latak k aane walo
Light k baghair rehne walo
Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo
Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo
12 ka petrol 105 me kharidne walo
Selab ka imdadi saman Dobara market se kharidne walo
Shehr ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
Sania ko bhabi kehne walo
Pepsi pe 5 rupay km kr k pura mahina msg krne walo
Muni ko badnam krne walo
English k paper me Calculator le k jaane walo
Zardari ko Sadar banane walo
Call center wali larki se baat kr k saari raat khushi se jaagne walo
.
Meri traf se app sb ko
~Happy good night~