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Shahbaz Ishaq

Define Love & Explain In Detail

Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

MBA Student's Ans: Love is life. (marks 2/10)
Engineering Student's Ans: Love is pain. (marks 2/10)

Psychology Student's Ans:
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age.

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE Therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandle.
(marks 10/10):-D

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
Category: funny Tags: Love
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Prime Minister House

A Man Calls Up Prime Minister House & Says
I Want To Be The Next Prime Minister 0f Pakistan.
Operator: Are You An Idiot?
Man: Is It Compulsory??? ;)

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
Category: funny
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Shout In Pakistan

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in pakistan " OYE PAGAL"
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About 10 people turn around ? :-P

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
Category: funny Tags: Pakistan
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Rocking Quote By A Tired Student

Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation...
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twice in a year.

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Please Pass This Msg

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I'm imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles....

Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: funny
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Hey Boys Check This One

Hey boys check this one
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" 1 "

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: funny
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

On Every Tick Of Clock

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9 . \| . 3
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On every tick of clock,
may Allah give u
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Electricity
Aameen!!!:)

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: funny
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Fluffy & Soft

Fluffy & Soft
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Creamy & Yellow .
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Gift Of Summer
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Your Mouth Watering ??
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Guess What Is It?
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Lizard. :P
Hahahahaha:

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Thought For The Day

Thought For The Day

Please Replace Your
Toothbrush Before
It Becomes
SUNFLOWERS ... ;) =P =D

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny
 
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