When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

Read more: http://www.forumpakistan.com/funny-sms-messages-t1410.html#ixzz2MCpRaT2P

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Breaking News!
Tamanna ne kohli ko facebook par block kardiya hai aur Nasir Jamshed ko add karliya hai

Papa aur beta ek Hotel mein gaye

Papa: Waiter 1 Beer aur 1 Ice Cream lao

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa ?
Aap bhi Beer piyo na
papa Shocked
beta rocked

Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil
raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai...
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"The number you have dialled is busy on
another call...
Please try again later ;

Two Guys Were Following Two Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis!

Kehtay hain khuda ne is jahan me sbhi k liey kisi na kisi ko hai bnaya her kisi k liey..
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To meri wali nay kya suicide krli..
mlti he nahe hai..:( :p