Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

Teacher: Jo cheez tumhein tang ya pareshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student:

Chalo fer miss g Allah palaa karay, niklo Shabash..;-)

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

How to disturb'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:'What do you think, I am McDonald's ?

The most 'hungry+sad' mOment..
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When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt 'Tea with SamOsas' :D :

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .