3 jaga mot nahi aati. . 1- Jannat man. .2- jahannum man.
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3- Mare numbr pa msg karne sy ...;-) try kr k dekh lo

Hello!!
What's Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:

The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree...

A Hunter Saw That And Shot
Over Tree...

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5 Birds Flew Away
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But 1 Bird Kept Sitting
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Why??

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Bus Nakhre Aap Wale.:-)

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
' Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. .

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? '.
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Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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Kyun..??
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;->

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
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The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
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Girl : Kyu ?
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Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->