Aik meeting mein aik sahib

Jab bhi kuch bolne lagte tu dosre sahib

Foran beech mein dakhal deh kar oonhein

Khamosh hone par majboor kar dete kaafi der dakhal andazi

Bardasht karne ke baad onn sahib ne baat shoro ki

” Hamein apni zameno par ziada se ziada chawala kasht karne chaiyen “

Dakhal andazi karne wale sahib foran bool othe

Lekin ghaas ogana bhi tu bohat zaroori hai

” Main pehle ensano ki khorak ki baat kar loon phir app ki taraf aaon ga “

Onn sahib ne sanjidgi se kaha.

Santa:" I am going" ka kya
matlab hota Hai.. ??
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Banta:" Main Jaa Raha hoon.. .
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Santa:" Aise to tera bap bhi
nahi Ja sakta Pehle MatLab
Bata...

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.

Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.

Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Shaadi Se Agle Din Biwi Gusse Se Shor Se Boli.
Biwi: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Shor: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena

Judge 2 Santa:

Faansi Se Pehle Teri Koi Aakhri Khwaaish??

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Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur

Sar Niche Karke Faansi Dedo..!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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