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Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Husn ke tewar nashile ho gaye,

Ham izhaar karne me thore delhay ho gaye,

Aur unke haath peele ho gaye,

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Definitions:

1) ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions
2) BOSS: Someone who is early when you are Late & Late when you are early
3) CIGARETTE: A Pinch of Tobacco rolled in Paper with Fire at one end & a Fool at the other
4) DOCTOR: A Person who Kills your ills by Pills & then by Bills
5) LECTURE: The Art of Transferring a Conscious Person to a Subconscious State

Define a "GIRL"

The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on
Mascara
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush
Kajal
Wears d best dress wid heals
Accessories
& Still asks:
"Over to nai lag rha na"

Reply: "Nai.. Sahi hy

GIRL:"Yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi....
Socha k simple he rehny doon"

Define a "BOY"
The 1 who before going 2 party calls his frnd & asks:

"Oye, tu nahaa k aaye ga kya..?

Reply:"kyun tare abbay ka valima hai..?:-D

Sardar went to Microsoft office for Interview.
Interviewer : Tell me any 4 versions of Java?
Sardar : Mar java , Mit Java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...:p

Friend: How was your English paper?
Pathan: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of "Think". I thought n thought n thought n finally wrote "Thunk"...

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:-D :-P

Girl: Hi Baby :)
Boy: Hi my Lovely
(sending fails)

Girl: Are u there?
Boy: Yes Yes I am here
(sending fails)

Girl: Are u ignoring me or what?
Boy: Honey I am not...
I am right here..
(sending fails)

Girl: Its Over: don't u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Dman! Go to Hell !>-(Message sent). ,-')