Assistant:
Sir,
Aap Office Me Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi Q Rakhte Hen.
.
Boss:
Q K
Unhen Bezati Sehne ki
Aadat Hoti Hy
Or
ghar jane ki jaldi B nahi hoti...

1 American aurat
1 japani aurat or
1 Pakistani Aurat kashti me ja rahe thy k JIN agaya or bola:
"samandar me koi chez phenko agar mene dhond li to me tumhe kha jaon ga Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam.
American ne memory card phenka
JIN ne dhond lia or usy kha gia.
Japani aurt ne sika phenka
JIN ne dhond liya or usy bi kha gia
PAKISTANI AURAT ne Disprine phenki Or boli:
Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Pary Hain...

Son: Abu bacha zyada intlignt hota hy ya baap
Father: Bap
son: acha Pakstan kis ne bnaya
Fathr: Quad.E.AZAM ne
Son: us ke bap ne Q ni bnaya?

1 Pagal Her Waqt Kehta Tha:
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga!
1 Din Usko Doctor
K Pass Ly Gaye Or Uska Elaj Karwaya.
Dr:
Ab Kya Karo Gy?
Pagal:
Shadi Karon Ga,
Nokri Dhoondon Ga,
Ghar Basaon Ga.
Dr:
Very Good!
Phir Kya Karo Gy!
Pagal:
Bachon Ko Achy School Bhejon Ga,
Unka Birthday Manaon Ga,
Nicker Or Shirt Gift Aye Gi.
Dr:
Good Good! Phir?
Pagal:
Unki Nicker Sy lastic Nikalon Ga,
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga..... Hahahaha!

Girl: Dad samne walo ka larka mujey tang krta hai
Dad: Main usy abi police k hawaley krta hon.
Girl: O no dad main usy iss se b sakht aur mustakil saza dena chahti hun.
Dad: matlab ?
Girl: dad ap meri os se shadi kr den.
Dad: wah beti wah intiqam lene main bilkul apni maa pe gai ho*

“Happy Shreef Day”

Ap ye sms us insan ko send karen
jo apki nazar me sub se ziada shreef
ho.
.
Mene apko kar dya hy…!
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“Ghalti say”
.
Allah maaf Kare.
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//toba toba
ye kiya kardiya maine?

Ek dost dusre se: yar agar Insaan ko masruf krna ho to kia krna chahiye?
Dusra dost : usko gol kamre mai bej kar kaho konay mai beth jao

Professor:
What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…

Prof:
ye kya tha…?

Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha :-P

Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.

Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone