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Can you lend me $2000? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i will return it soon .An SARDAR G asks to ATM machine.
Naeem Jan

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
- Doctor: Is this her first child?
- Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Girl:will u marry me?
Sardar----:nai hum out of family shadi nai karty

mery baap ny meri maa sy ..
bahi ny bhabi sy
or khalo ny kahla sy shadi ki me b apni bivi sy karun ga:-D

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!



Aftab khan

sardar apni biwi se kal rat mere khwab mai aik larki aye thi wah kya larki the biwi nai kaha akeli aye hogi sradar tume kis tarah patah biwi kyo k uska shohar mere khwab mai aya tha.

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

? Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA