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aik sardar Englang gaya, wahan us ka garma khane ko dil chaha, us ne socha keh garmi ko HEAT kehte hain, is hisab se garma HEATA kehlae ga, woh aik store main jata hai or sales girl se kehta hai PLEASE GIVE ME ONE HEATA. sales girl ne yeh word pehle nahen suna hota, woh dictionary main check karne lag jati hai ke akhir HEATA kis chez ka nam hai, kafi der dictionary check karne ke bad sardar se kehti hai ke aap ki matlooba chez hamare store main nahen hai, sardar store se bahir aa raha hota hai to us ko aik dost mil jata hai, woh bhi sardar hota hai, woh kehta hai ke sardar jee, main is store main HEATA lene aya tha, in ke pas hai hi nahen, dosra sardar bola, yar yeh loag bare nalaiq hain, kal main in ke store main COLDA (sarda) lene aya tha in ke pas woh bhi nahen tha....!

Once a sardar--s son asked him, Bapu jee! ik jumle di angrezi tan dasso. Sardar asked, Oay main matric paas aan, puch putra jo puchna ae. Son asked, kam hoya, fair hoya, te fair honda hi gaya. Sardar, Puttar very simple, work done, and done, and done dana dan dan.

sardar with 2 burnt ears said 2 his doctor i was ironing clothes n accidentally picked up iron instead of mobile
dr:but wat abt tha other ear
sardar:that guy called me again

Ek baar ek sardar ke ghar chor ghus aata hai.. aur woh poochtha hai ki sona kahaan hai.
Sardar: jidhar marzi sojaao.

1) Once a sardar called another sardar he said: main bol riaan. The other sardar said: hainn kamal ho gaya ithe vi main hi bol riaan
2)Once somebody sent an sms to a sardar it was like this: The sender is cool & the reader is fool. The sardar got very angry he sent an sms to that person & it was like this: the sender is fool & the reader is cool

Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA

Sardar Gambles
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
What happened ? asked Surjit.
Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .
How come ?
Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.
But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai