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Ek sardar ki chatri me hloe
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis



hi iam yash i wnt to good frnd only for sms

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

A Sardar fell ill & was shivring with cold. Doctor come & asked: What append? His son said : Bemari da te pata nai per abba sawer da vibration te lagga ae.

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aik sardar aur us ke sath us key 2 dost aik hi cycle per kahi ja rahay they k rastay mai traffic police walay ne roka tu sardar Bola Oye asi pele ai tin (3) bethay aan ,tuu kithay baway gaa .. Pls sms - Shazia 4rm Islamabad ph.

Sardar ne chote qad ki larki se shadi ki kisi ne pocha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Sardar bola mere waled ne kaha ta k musibat jitni choti ho utni achi hai.

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.

1 sardar ne apne gahar 3 sweeming pool banwaye.dost ko dikhane k lie gahar bulaya.dost ne poocha sardar g 3 talaab kiun banaye hen?sardar bola 1 tallab main thanda pani he jis ka dil thande pane se nahane ko kare wo is main nahaye doosre talaab main garam pani he jo garm se nahana chahe is main nahaye.dost bola sardar g ye teesra talaab kiun khali he?sardar bola oh g kise da nahan nun nai v g kar da.//.balle balle.,,..,[shoaib iqbal] cell#

aik sardar nay apnay dost ko ghar per khanay ki dawat di .jab dost us k ghar per puhncha tu sardar k gahr per tala laga huwa tha aur likha tha dekha tum ko bawkoof bana dia, sardar nay neechay likh dia, hum aayee hi nahi thay .hahahahaha