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Teacher to sardar say that name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar: frog
Teacher theek hay hor das ?
sardar: frog da praah, bhen, piyo,te maa..... hahahahahhaa

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

Police to sardar : kal subah 5 baje tumhe faasi di jayegi..
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha ....
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai...
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.

teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.

sadak pe kisi ka exident ho gaya or kafi log jama ho gaye.sardar g ne kafi koshish ki k marne wala dekhun lekin hajoom ziada hone waja se nakam rahe to shor macha dia----------marne wala mera BAAP he marne wala mera BAAP he.logon ne rasta de dia-- sardar g ne jab age ja k dekha to GADHA mara hua tha.ha ha ha ha
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Aik dafa aik sardar apni mashooka k gher k baher beth ker us k gam me susu ker rha tha.achnak mashooka ne usy dekh lia.jab us ne sardar se pocha k tum ye kia ker rhy ho to sardar ne jwab dia k main tumhary gamm me itna pagal ho gya hon k ansooo bhi jga bdal bdal ker nikal rhy hain.

Women 2 sikh police: Sardar ji aik saal ho gaya hai mera banda gharon aalu lain gaya si,te wapis e nai aya
sardar: tay tusi koi hor handi paka lo ji........

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta