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1 sardar dozakh se bhag kar jannat main dakhil hone laga to frishton ne pakar kar khoob phenti lagayi.mar khane k bad sardar rote hue bola tuhadi ena harkatan ton koi jannat vich nai anda[shoaib iqbal] cell#

Sardar ka beta fail ho kar 5th se 4th ma aur pair 4th se 3rd class ma agaya. Sardar said to his wife:that apnee shalwar tight karlo bacha wapas aaraha hei.

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

sardar apna rishta daikhne gaya ghar walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do sardar:girl se tussi kinne behan bara ho? girl: gussey se pehlay 3 si hoon 4 wan

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

sardar ne makkhi ka par torr ker kaha urr ja makhhi nahin sardar ne phir kaha urr ja makhi nahin uri sardar kahney laga iss se sabat hoogaya ager makhi ka per toor dia jaye tu ussay sunayi nahin deta

sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Girl:mein aap se 1 saal choti hun. Sardar: koi gal nahi aglay saal kr le gay.

aik sardar lahre sy jalander janay wali train main bath gaya tu usay piyas lagi wo train sy uter ker pani peenay k liya chala gaya jaisay hi us nay nalka khola train ki ceeti baji sardar nalka khula chor k train main bath gaya aur saray rastay chup raha jalender pohncha tu us k ghar waloon nay poocha lahore ka kia haal hai wo chup raha ghar waloon nay fir poocha lahore ka kia haal hai sardar ji bolay ya rurr gaya hona ya roran wala hona(ya bah gaya ho ga ya behnay wala ho ga)