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aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay....
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.....
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo........

Sardar 2 hotel manager:Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.... Managr:wht can i do?.. Sardr:Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck .,..,.,,.ha ha ha ha ha[shoaib iqbal minhas]

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:

Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?

Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?

Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI

Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Kehta Hai K Mai Suhag Raat Train Mai Banaoonga Jab Mai Kanhoo K Samose Garm
Hai Tum Kehna K Pepsi Khul Gayi Is Tarah Hum Suhag Raat Bana Lenge Sardar Uper Ki Seat Le Leta Hai Raat Ko Kehta Hai Samose Garam Hai Biwi Kehati Hai Pepsi Khul Gayi
Is Tarah 3 .. 4 Baar Ho Jaata Hai Fir Raat Ko Sardar Kehta Hai Samose Garam Hai Biwi Kehati Hai Pepsi Khul Gayi Aik Budha Neeche Kalap Kar Kehta Hai Pepsi K Chakkar Mai Limca Neeche Mat Gira Dena

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