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aik dafa aik sardar jee ne deewar par likha hwa parha --likhna wala brilliant parhany wala donkey-- unhain ghusa aya foran mita kr likha --parhany wala brilliant likhnay wala donkey--.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wife try it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?

Aftab khan

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Sardar in bio practical.
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....

Ek Sardar Suhaag Raat Ko Bivi K Neechay Aag Laga Deta Hai Bivi Dar Kai Poochte Hai Yai Kia Kar Rahay Ho Sardar Kehta Hai Dostoon Nai Kahaan Tha Marnay Sai Pehle Garam Kar Lena.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dreams.Dr.: No problem!Just take this medicine before u sleep.Sardar:Kal se loonga,aaj raat to final hai



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khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha.