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Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

sardar k bache ne apni man se poocha ,,,man g main kis tarah paida hoya?
man,,,1 dabbay vich thori jayi mitti payi pani paya sarson de beej paye taan bas tu paida ho gaya.
bache ne 1 dabba lia sari cheezen dal kar rakh dia,agle din dabbe mein mandak paida ho gaya,
bacha mandak dekh bola g to karta he tujhe jan se mar dalun magar kia karun tu meri oulad he,,,[shoaib iqbal]#

sardar ko telenor k call center main job mil gayi.1 costmer ne call ki or kaha. sir g meri telenor ki sim block ho gayi he,sardar bola,te fer ki ay kanjra tun WARID di sim le la
[shoaib iqbal]

Sardar:Beta ye kaisa maches laye ho aik b nahi jal rehi..

Beta:Kya baat kertay ho papa sub check ker k laya hun.....

1 sardar us ki biwi auto mai jar rahe they auto wala apne auto k merar sait kraha tha sardar bola k meri biwi ko line marha hai to pechay bait mai khud auto chala aaonga

sardar ka susar use jute se mar raha tha,ksi ne pucha kia hua bhai kiun mar rahe ho?susar bola,,,, is ki wife ne ise hospitel se sms kia k tum bap ban gaye.......is kanjar ne sms apne 4 doston ko forword kar dia[shoaib iqbal]

sardar loked mirror and say
Is shakal no kede dhekya hai

Haann yad aaya

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