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An Ass behind another Ass, behind that I and behind me the whole Nation. A sardar jee making his kid understand the spelling of Assassination.....

ik dafa ik meeting mein sab kehtey hain k sardars r stupids achanak ik sardar ata hai or kehta hai how can u say this i will prove that v r intelligent but i will b here after my break saying this he went out .wo nichey jata hai or pan waley se kehta hai k sab aisa kuiun kehtey hain hum bewakoof log hain pan wala kehta hai k mein tum se ik pehali pouchta hoon tum is ka jawab dena ok phir faisla karein gey ;wo bolta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoou teesra kiya kaerta hai?sardar bahut sochta hai or 1 ghantey bad kehta hai i dont know wo kehta hai k mein bhi sab se yehio pouchoon ga kuin k ye mushkil sawal hai.
wouper jata hai or sab se pouchta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoo teesra kiya kaun hai?ik admi kehta hai tu tu wo kehta k nhi teesra nechey khokey pe hai...
ha ha ha..

Sardar tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home

one sardarni says to her lover sardar:
when we get engaged will u give me a RING.
sardar says:
yes darling sure! tell me ur phone number

ek dafa ek sardar ji se ek larki nay kaha k
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de

aik sardar apnay uncle say milnay k liay america jata hai woh jahaaz main batha hua hota hai k pilot aata hai woh kahta hai k aap ka suffer bohat acha jaa raha hai kissi pareeshani ki zaroorat nahin k achanak speckar say aik admi bolta hai o bairda garak hoo gya sab loog pareeshaan hoo jatay hain sardar ka rang urd jata hai k achanak woh he admi bolta hai k parashaani ki zaroorat nahin woh dara sal air hostes coffee laa rahi k mujh par gir gi isi wajah say meray moo say nikla o bairda garak hoo gya kisi parashaani ki zaroorat nahin yeh sunanay k baad sardar bolta hai k teri tay khusk hoo gi hai jairdi meri niklii hai unoon koon toy ga

Sardar Running After Buss Finally Catch it n Asks To Driver --Yeh Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Yeh Buss Teri Behan Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Tu Phir Charhnay Q Nhi Daita

Sardar2: Birla Cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyun Ke Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


One Sardar Love With A Nurse.
He Writes Love Letter!
He Writes: I Love You Sister.


A Sardar Went To A Bank To Open An Account.
After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Islamabad For
Filling Up. You Know Why?
Form Said Fill Up In CAPITAL.

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.