Mehreen Ali

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America-s supply of convenience store managers.

Khuda sy dast-e-talub me swal tera raha
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ebadaton me hmen bs khyal tera raha
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hzar jalwy thy bikhry mgr nzr na uthi
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k mery dil me smaya jmal tera raha
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azal sy katib-e-taqdeer ny likha shayd
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zwal mera raha to kmal tera raha
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kbi bahar me khilta tha dil gulabon sa
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kahan ye rut k hzn-o-mlal tera raha
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mussarton ny kbi mery ghar ka rukh na kiya
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sda muqeem yahan gham-e-lazwal tera raha.

QUESTION:
Why did God create women?
ANSWER:
-Cause God took one look at men and said;
""I KNO I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS""

kam nahin meri zindagi k liye
chain mil jaye do ghari k liye
ai dil-e-zar kaun hai tera
kyon tarapta hai yun kisi ke liye
kitne saman kar liye paida
itni choti si zindagi ke liye
aisa ''Faiyyaz'' gham ne ghera hai
lab taras hi gaye hansi ke liye...

Yahan Har Shaks Zulaikha Se Jawani Mange,
Mout Wo Tifal K Roz Ek Kahani Mange,
Mit Gaye Taiz Hawaon Mein Shanasai K Naqsh,
Dil Magar Chehron Se Pehchan Purani Mange,
Aankh Mein Bikhra Para Hai Had_€_Nazar Dasht_€_Talab,
Kis Tawaqo Pe Koi Rait Se Pani Mange,
Waqt Ki Dhoop Ne Sanwla Diye $one Se Badan,
Aysi Rut Mein Koi Kia Fasl_€_Jawani Mange,
Na Pehchan Hai Meri Na Koi Meri Shanakht,
Waqt Mujh Se Mere Hone Ki Nishani Mange..

Solid Bezati
Girlfriend : Janu Ek Baat Bolu?
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Boylfriend: Nahi Rehne De Aur Thora Door Ho Ke Baith… :D

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay