Jokes

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

1 shakhs ne molvi se poocha
agar namaz parhte hue sher aa jaye to kya namaz jari rakhni chahiye ?
molvi : agar wuzu baqi rahay to jari rakh satke hain

foot baal ke doo khilari baatein kar rahay thay aik bola. mai ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay poooray doo ghantay baad wapas i. “ dosra bola : yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mein ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay woh doo din baad wapas i aur is ke sath aik parchi bhi thi. jis par likha tha kay yeh foot baal aindah chaand par nah aaye .

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara

aik admi army me bharti hogaya do din bad jung shuru hogai, doran e jang aik goli uss aadmi ke helmet par lag gai jab us admi ne ye dekha to bhag khara hua aur bola, aqalmand kay liye ishara hi kafi hota hai

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.

Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon..

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT "

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect"

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked

aik admi ladies ward me admit hogaya
nurse: tumhen sharam nahee ati ?
admi: kaisi sharam mein tou peda bhi ladies ward mein hua tha

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

molvi sahab se kisi ne poocha: halwa khayenge ya murghi
molvi sahab: Allah tumhe bhi isi tarah paresha kare jiss tarah tum ne muje pareshani mein dal diya hai.

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Pappu: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhaun?

Pappu :- nahi saale Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "

3 boys proposed a girl
1st:
mein tumharay liye apni jaan de doon ga
Girl: yeh tou sab kehtay hain

2nd: mein tumharay liye chaand aur taray tore kar la sakta hoon
Girl: purana dialogue hai

3rd: mein tumhe card me cng bharwa kar de sakta hooon
Gir: aankhon ansuon kay sath: pagal intna chahtay ho muje

Who agrees?

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol!

Solid Bezati
Girlfriend : Janu Ek Baat Bolu?
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Boylfriend: Nahi Rehne De Aur Thora Door Ho Ke Baith… :D

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok

Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga

Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho

Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

aik aurat shopping karnay gai aur waps aakar ghar me bataya key mein aik suit lainay gai thee lekin mujhe bohat khoobsoorat jootay nazar aye tou mein is liye ye hand bag le ayi hoon

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I''ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki

mairay mazhab mein sharab haram hai saqi
iss liye tairay gham mein lassi pee raha hoon
aik aur glass do lassi ka, aaj tou dukh bhi bohat hai aur garmi bhi

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

Pappu di maan: pappu meri jutti labb de
pappu panj minute baad google wich tpe karan laga meri maa di jutti
google: ae google way teri maa da vehra nahee

SARDAR cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra,

Faqeer: ALLAH k nam pe kuch de do!

SARDAR: chal peeche beth tenu chootay dewan

A MAN: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C = Come
O = On
L = Lets
L = Love
E = Each
G = Girl
E = Equally

Thats why boys go to college regularly

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try again later

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

1 baar aik ganjay k sar 8-10 baal ug aye ganja naai k pas gaya,

Naai gusse mein bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Ganja sharmaty howy bola inhy color kar do

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Beta: Ami Kia Love Marriage karne se ghar walay naraz hoty hain..?

Maa: Tu yaqeenan kisi churail k chakar me ho ga. or ya sb tujha soi daayan ne kaha ho ga. ye aj kal ki larkiyan to bs larkon ko phansany me lagi rehti hen. jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin.Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hotihen.

Beta: ami aisa kuch nahi hai. wo Abu bata rhy thy k ap dono ki Love Marriage thi...!

Girl: parose wali aunty muje bohat tang karti hain jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti hai mere gaal khainch kar kehti hain ab tumhari bari hai mene iska ek hal nikala hai

Friend: kya?

Girl: jab bhi kisi ki maut hoti hai me aunty k gal pakar kar khenchti hoo aur keht hoon k ab aapki bari hai...

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P

Kitney tohfey deti hai yeh Mohobbat Bhi
FARAZ
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or ami se pitai Alag

(',') Oye Ammi
/{.}\ Ko Kis
_/ \_ Ne Bataya?

5 most undefined things of girls,



1) aap na bahut wo ho



(now what the hell is woh) =)



2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi



(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/



3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay



(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O



4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun



(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D



5) I am very selfish na



(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/' Naar-e-Msg
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(.")/' Zinda Bad
>))
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ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D

Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
(',')/
<)) 1 Maen,
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2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

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Our
3rd ApKa Dost
(',')
<)) yani k phir
// Maen,

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
DI$'',

<('.')
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Kon Dhonde
Ga Tujhko,,,
Kabhi na mile tu
Mujhko.....:-D

Modern shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Thora aur socho..?
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Nahi pata
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Fakeer0n se

Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay
Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai.
Or sab kehte hain
Marhoom ka chehra bht noorani hai...

BIOLOGICAL QUESTION
Machcharr agar ek jaga do baar kaat le tou kya hota hai?
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Daanay Pe Daana
Oh Daana Dane pe Dana Danana:p

"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.

"Wifes" are like "Daal Chawal"
No other option but good for Health

Dosto kya aap mere msgs se tang hote hain??
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To beshak hote rahen Q k mujhe to apna package halal karna hai..

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na
Kar Lete..!!

Hum Ne Unnko Miss-Ca'' Dey kar Apni yaad Di'ai "FARAZ",,
Unnho Ne Msg kar k kaha,,
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keera Hai kiya,,?
'o 'taa0 !! Jazbat ki Watt 'aga di,

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY

Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
Masla Ye Hy,
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;)
Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta.;)

Boy:Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
Girl:Chal
Boy:Kahan?
Girl: Principal ke paas!
Boy:Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya?
Girl:Bewakuf chutti mangne.

Kisi nay aik paindo larki se pocha:
Facebook use karti ko ??
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Larki: Nahi Main qudrati khubsurat hon

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration?
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A Girl's Face....

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D

Mein tumhen bhool jaon ye ho nahi sakta...!
Or tum muje bhool jao.
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Eh te fir
Beghairti hoi na

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha:
Kya aap ki degree asli hai?
Wo bola: G haan
Us ne kaha:

ABC Sunaiye
MNA bola:
Choti ya bari?
(O teri khair)

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...

OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou 'O'
Aur vertically karo tou '3'...

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadiki CD hy..!

Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
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K0i b SmS nhi karta,
"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare?

FAALTU MESSAGE
Tchr:
agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye
to

kitne kharboze bache ?
studnt: sir 9 Hathi
tchr:
wah,
tumy kesy pata chala?
stdnt:
sir,
q k me aaj tifin mai mazda ka tyre laya hu
Moral:
Rozana brush karo Varna petrol mehnga ho jay ga.
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kaha bhi hy faltu msg,
phr b parhain gy Zaroor.

A RAB hamare W0 Tamam Gunaah Muaaf Farma.!
jinKi Wajah Sy hamari Shadi RUKI Huwi Hy
(Aameen)
Note :shadi shuda Afraad "RUKI" Nikaal K Parhen.

"Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

Aik moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
Nokar se:Ja Police ko bula
Nokar:Meri Chappal nahi mil rahi
Chor Chillaya: Aby Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja.:

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,/) )/,,/) )
/ / _ /_ /_ /_ Aao Tumhe Kahi door Smandar me Penk 2
Kiya Faida Aesi Dosti ka k Na SmS Krty Ho Na Call our na milty ho afsos.

How to Propose a bhangi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho...!
Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr!!!
Tharki

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Aryan
Farhan
Furqan
Farman
Subhan

Hasan
Mehran
Imran
Rehan
Hanan
Manan
Gulfam
K Bap gul khan Ka "Paigam"* ;-)

;Musibaton Ka Muqabla sabar Se Karo
Aur
Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Se Karo
Is msg main Pehley "BIWI" ka aur Baad mein

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"GIRLFRIEND" ka Zikar he....

;Musibaton Ka Muqabla sabar Se Karo
Aur
Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Se Karo
Is msg main Pehley "BIWI" ka aur Baad mein

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"GIRLFRIEND" ka Zikar he....

The biggest joke on Doctors
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

The biggest joke on Doctors
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

"Colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:)

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

3 UnfOrgettable things in Our Life.
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!! ;-)
har baar emotional honay ki zarurat nahi hai!

Mujhe gham es bat ka nai k meri abhi tk shadi nai hu-e,
"Dost"
Khushi tou es bat ki hey tmhari b nai hue,
\(',')/ aahaa
) ( baly baly

3 womens.
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husbend se kha k aynda khana tm pkawoge.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya.
3rd day usne rost bna lya.

German: mene husbnd se kha aynda ghr ki safai tm kroge.
2nd day wo chup rha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani women mene un se kha k apne kapre
tm wash kroge,apne sb kam khud kroge
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazr na aaya
2nd day b kuch nzr na aya
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3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nzr aya

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.

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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.

"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia

(,")/
<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.

C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.

Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Per,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,
Us k abbu Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir do Laate Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr...

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oye msjid kidar
hai.

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na huwa kro
"DOSTO",
Suna he k Khobsorat log kum bola krte he

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_//_ Oh My God..!
Ammi meri 'az'r 't'r'':-).
Dj!