Nadeem Moti

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

aak dafa aak admi hotel per khana khany gayia.use nan vator say kaha kah kyia paka houa hay to vator nan jub sari tufsil batye to thoree dar bahd woh bhool gayia kah vator nan usay kyia batayia tha.
asee tarah woh vator ko 4/5 bar bulata raha ore poochta raha kah (kyia paka hay) to vator nan tang aa kar kaha-
kah ""lun"" paka hay.
to admi nan order dayia ""2 plate topie topie lay auo""

Ik admi jo ke building ke theesre floor per rehtha hai,sobah kam per jane kelie gar se nikaltha hai tho niche akar ose yad atha hai ke vo apni ainek(Glases) our roomal upar bool gaia hai,vo apni bivi ko avaz detha hai ke mera saman niche peenk doo me bool gia hoo.os ki bivi pehle ainek penkthi hai tho vo toot jathi hai,ye dek ker vo apni bivi ko kehtha hai ke chaloo choro roomal lene me khud upar ajatha hoo.

aik dafa aik bachi ko us ki maa doctor k paas lay kar jaati hay . who doctor ko batati hay k is ki aankahin bahir aa rahi hain jabra khul raha hay mun patla ho gaya hay .is ka kiya ilaaj ay .Doctor kahta hai bachi ki pony dheeli kar dain sub theek ho jaay ga
funny na ha ha ha .just joke

koi maslehat zaror hy warna khuda gawah...
Pyasa jo lar raha hy dariyaa usi ka hai...!

ek dafa do admi hathi ka shikar kerney Asam gay. janey key liey oonhon ney jahaz charter kerwa lia. oonhon ney do haathion ka shikar ker lia or Piolet sey kaha, ""Humney yeh do haathi marey hein plz zara jahaz mein rakhwa do humney inko saath leker jana hey""
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
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