Jokes

aik dafa aik admi jotay agay rekh ker namaz per raha hota hai ,,tu molvi us ko kehta hai kitni dafa kaha hai jotay agay rekh ker namaz nahien pertay namaz nahien hoti,woh admi kehta hai peechay rakhian tu joti nahien hoti,

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

AIK DAFA PAGAL KHANAE SE AIK PAGAL KI CHUTTI HO NAY LAGI TO DOCTOR NE KAHA AB TO AAP HAMARA BIL PAY KARDAIN GAY. TO PAGAL NE KAHA HAAN HAAN KYOUN NAHI AGAR HUM NE TUMHARA YEH THORA SA 1 LAKH KA BIL PAY NAHI KIA TO HAMAIN BADSHAH AKBER KOUN KAHAY GAA.

HAMID:- SUNA HAI THUMARY BHAI KO PARHNY KA BAHOUT SAOUQ HAI.
MAJEED:- SHAOUQ HAI.TABHI TO HAR CLASS TEEN TEEN SAL LAGA RAHA HAI.

Aik dafa aik aadmi ki cycle choori ho gai tho os nay bazar main oonchi awaz say kaha""Agar meri cycle na mili tho main wohi kuch karoonga jo meray bhai nay kia tha.""ye soon kar choor cycle chorh kar bhag gia.bad main aik aadmi nay os say poocha k thumharay bhahi nay kia kiea tha tho wo bola""os nay nai cycle kharidi thi.""
HiHiHiHiHI.......HoHoHOHOHoHo.....