Jokes

Aik baar Musharaf, Wajpae, Madhuri or Margret Theature train may safar ker rahey hotey hain...achanak train aik tunnel may chali jaati hay or andhera ho jata hay...andheray may pehlay kiss kernay ki aawaz aati hay phir thapar pernay ki....train tunnel say bahir aati hay to sub daikhtay hain k wajpae na apna gaal per haath rakha hoa hay or dard say face laal ho raha hay..but wo sub diplomatic hotey hain or khamoosh rehtay hain..laikin sub kuch na kuch sooch rahey hotey hain...Margret Theature soochti hay k yeh India stupid Madhuri k peechay pagal hain..wajpae nay andheray may Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or us nay thapar maar diya ho ga...Madhuri soochti hay k Wajpae nay muj ko kis kernay ki koshish ke ho ge or andharey may Margret ko kiss ker dee ho ge or thappar khaya ho ga...Wajpae soochta hay k Musharaf nay Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or andharay may Madhuri nay muj ko thapper maar diya.....Jub k Musharaf dil may hunsta hay or soochta hay k Kaash Aik Tunnel orr aa jaey to may Kiss ki aawaz nikal ker Wajpae ko aik or thapar laga doon....ha ha ha..

AIK CHOOHAY(MOUSE)NE HAATI KAY BACHY SE POOCHA ""YAAR TUMHARI UMER(AGE)KITNI HAI TO HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA 2 SAAL"". PHIR HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA OR TUMHARI TO CHOOHAY KAY BACHAY NE KAHA KAY UMER TO MERI BHI ITNI HI HAI BUS ZARA BEEMAAR REHTA HOON

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ek dafa ek admi ko wehem ho gia key wo insaan nahi bulkey chooha hey. sab log samjha samjha ker thak gay magar wo manta hee nahi tha. Akhir ek din jab ooskey dost ek hotel mein bethey huey thay wo waha bara Aakar ker aya or bola mujhey pata chal gia hey dosto.. key mein chooha nahi insaan hoon. sab barey khush huey or khushi ka izhar kia. itney mein kahi sey ek billi hotel mein ghus ayee wo admi ""billi.. billi"" cheekhta hua mez per charh gia. Dost barey heran huey or boley yeh kia tumhein pata to hey key tum choohey nahi ho phir ??? wo admi kamptey huey bola mujhey to pata hey magar billi ko to nahi pata na !!!!

darwazi per bell baji. admi ni khrki main si dika aur apne bity ko blaia us si kha ki jo bhar aya hai us si kho ki abbu ghar per nahin hain .batci ne bhar ja kar kha. adme ni bap ko kharki main si dihkta hoi dikh lia tha us ni kha ki beeta abbu si kho bhar jati waqat apna mun khrki main na chor kar jaya karay

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

ek dafa do admi hathi ka shikar kerney Asam gay. janey key liey oonhon ney jahaz charter kerwa lia. oonhon ney do haathion ka shikar ker lia or Piolet sey kaha, ""Humney yeh do haathi marey hein plz zara jahaz mein rakhwa do humney inko saath leker jana hey""
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
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ake khan tha wo jootay beach raha tha . ake aadme os kay pass aaya aur poocha khan es jootay ki kiya qeemat hay khan nay kaha ka 500 roopay . os aadme nay kaha ka khan tum bahoot ziada kha rahay ho to khan nay kaha ka acha tum kitnay datay ho to os aadme nay kaha ka 100 roopay . khan nay kaha nahin yara tum bahoot kam day rahay ho . jab wo aadme janay laga to khan nay kaha ka acha eder aao do 100 roopay . os aadme nay khan ko 100 roopay day dieay aur jootay lay liay pher khan nay kaha kuda ka banda abb bhe muj ko 50 roopay manafa hooa hay . haaaaaahaa

ek larke ke paas 3 bomb hote hian wo un main se ek bomb ki pin nikal kar danto main mar rah hota hain wahy se ek larka guzarta hain wo phele bale larke se kehat hain ke paaaaaaaaa je ke kar de pe o bom phaat jaye gaa to age se phele vala keya kehta hain ke mere paas abi do hoor baqy hain