Jokes

ek ladki rootee rotee hohe hahee ek shakhs neh hus se poocha khe app kian roh rahee hoh ladki nhee khaa khe mera shor muj se mohabat nahee karta iss per shakhs neh ladki se poocha khe tumare kitnhee bache hai ladki nhee kha 12 bete hain hee hee heeee

DOCTOR MAREEZ KO BILL PAISH KARTY HOOYE""AB TUM ALLAH KY FAZAL-O-KARAM SY TEEHK HO GAY HO"".
MAREEZ: BILL WAPUS KARTY HOOY""JAB MAIN ALLAH KY FAZAL-O-KARAM SY TEEHK HOOA HOON.TOH AAP PAISY KISS BAT KY MANG RAHY HO???????
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEKHA FRIENDS HOOSHEEAR MAREEZ KO.
maheshjan2000@hotmail.com

AIK ANDHA LARKA APNE STREET MEI HAR GHAR MEI CHALA JAYA KARTA THA ITAFAK SAY AIK 35YEARS KEE ORAT BHE ISS KE STREET MEI REHTE THEE WOO USS KO AUNTEE KEHTA THA USS LARKY KEE APNE AGE 20 KE HOTE HAI.WOO LARKA TAKREEBAN WEEK MEI DOO MARTBA USS AUNTEE KAY GHAR JATA THA BCOZ WOO ANDHA THA TO WOO AUNTEE ITNA PARDAY KA KHIAL NAHI KARTE THEE..AIK DIN WOO LARKA BOHAT KUSH THA WOO APNE KUSHE KEE WAJA USS AUNTEE KO BATANE JATA HAI ITAFAK SAY AUNTEE NAHA RAHI HOTE HAI JAB WOO DEKHTE HAI KAY WOO ANDHA LARKA AYA HAI TOO UNDRESS HE DOOR KHOL KAY KHETE HAI ANDER AA JAO WOO KEHTA HAI AUNTEE AAJ MEI BOHAT KUSH HON WOO KEHTE HAI PEHLY TOM KUCH KHAO PEO PHIR BATANA KUN KUSH HO YAAD RAHY AUNTEE STILL UNDRESS HAI OOR WOO USS LARKY KO KHANA PESH KARTE HAI WOO KEHTA HAI AUNTEE MERE BAAT TO SONAIN WOO KEHTE HAI KAY PEHLY KUCH PEE LOO PHIR BATANA KHAIR JANAB ADHE GHANTE KEE KHIDMAT KAY BAAD AUNTEE POCHTE HAIN KAY ABB BATAO TOM ITNA KUSH KIUN HO TO WOO ANDHA LARKA KEHTA HAI KAY OPERATION SAY MERE ANKHAIN THEEK HO GAIN HAIN OOR ABB MEI DEKH SAKTA HON ISS PAY AUNTEE JALDE JALDE KAPRAY DHONDTE HAIN PEHNANY KAY LIYE HEHEHEHE...

AIK LARKEE THORE SEE MOTE HOTE HAI OR WOO APNA WAZAN AISE MACHINE SAY KARTE HAI JISS MIE AIK MARTBA WAZAN KARNE KAY LIYE AIK SIKKA(COIN)DALNA PARTA HAI JO KAY CURRENCY COIN HOTA HAI.WAZAN KARTY WAKAT LARKE KO MALOOM HOTA HAI KAY MACHINE WAZAK KUCH ZIADA BATA RAHI HAI TO WOO APNE JACKET OTARTE HAI OR MACHINE MEI COIN DAL DETE HAI DOBARA WAZAN KARWANY KAY LIYE MAGAR WAZAN PHIR ZIDA HE MALOOM HOTA HAI TO WOO LARKE APNE JARSE OTAR DETE HAI OR PHIR COIN DALTE HAI PHIR WAZAN KARTE HAI MAGAR WAZAN BADASTOOR ZIADA HE REHTA HAI ISE TARHA SILSLA JARE REHTA HAI WOO AIK AIK KAPRA OTAR KAY WAZAN KARTE HAI MAGAR WAZAN MEI KUCH KHAS KAME NAHI ATI USS KAY JISAM PAY KUCH HE KAPRY BAKI REH JATE HAI YANE HALF NANGE HO JATE HAI TO ISS DORAN OSS KAY PASS COIN KHATAM HO JATE HAI WOO KEHTE HAI OHH HOO COINS TO KHATAM HO GAYE ITNE DEER MEI AIK ADME JO YHE SARI SITUATION DEKH RAHA HOTA HAI BOHAT MAZY SAY KEHTA HAI KHATOON AAP COIN MERE SAY LAY LAIN OR WAZAN KARNY KA SILSLA JARI RAKHIN..
HEHEHEHEH

aek din pagal khane se sare paglon ko jahaz men liya jata he to jahaz men sare pagal shor aur masti karte hen to jahaz la balens out hone lagta he to aek poilet dosre poilet se kehta he ke yaar tum zara adar jake sare paglon ko chup karauo kiyon dar lag raha he khain girr na jain poilet jub ander jata he he to wobhi bohat chilaya magar usko koi jawab nahin deta sirff aek pagal akhbar padh raha hota he jiska naam asad hota he use kehta he ke yaar tum mujhe sayane lag rahe ho tum in sabhko chup karwao kahen hum girr na jain to wo pagal kehne laga ke sir aap befiqer ho ke beth jauo men in sab ko chup karawon ga ...... khuchi-e-minut jahaz phirr sahi tareeke se ud ne lagata he poilet sochne lagta he ke kiya baat he yaar itna sanata kiyon ho gaya he wo phirr se andar jata he to dekhta he ke jahaz men koi nazar nahin ata he sirf wo akhbar wala pagal hota poilet us se kehta he ke yaar dossre log kahan hen (pagal):..sirr mene unse bohat kaha ke chup hojauo hum gir jain ge lekin koi baat he nahn maan raha tha is liye mene sab ko kaha he tum log bahar jake khelo mujhe tang mat karo ......hehehehehehehe

aek din pagal khane se sare paglon ko jahaz men liya jata he to jahaz men sare pagal shor aur masti karte hen to jahaz la balens out hone lagta he to aek poilet dosre poilet se kehta he ke yaar tum zara adar jake sare paglon ko chup karauo kiyon dar lag raha he khain girr na jain poilet jub ander jata he he to wobhi bohat chilaya magar usko koi jawab nahin deta sirff aek pagal akhbar padh raha hota he jiska naam asad hota he use kehta he ke yaar tum mujhe sayane lag rahe ho tum in sabhko chup karwao kahen hum girr na jain to wo pagal kehne laga ke sir aap befiqer ho ke beth jauo men in sab ko chup karawon ga ...... khuchi-e-minut jahaz phirr sahi tareeke se ud ne lagata he poilet sochne lagta he ke kiya baat he yaar itna sanata kiyon ho gaya he wo phirr se andar jata he to dekhta he ke jahaz men koi nazar nahin ata he sirf wo akhbar wala pagal hota poilet us se kehta he ke yaar dossre log kahan hen (pagal):..sirr mene unse bohat kaha ke chup hojauo hum gir jain ge lekin koi baat he nahn maan raha tha is liye mene sab ko kaha he tum log bahar jake khelo mujhe tang mat karo ......hehehehehehehe

ak dafa ka zekar ha ak addmy k matthy pa golly lag gy wo mokky per hee halak ho gya essy doran ak orat ayy us na kaha k klya howa ha jab ussy patta chala k golly matty per lagny sa admmy mer gya ha uss na kaha k khuda ka ya shuker ha k aknh bach gy ha

Aik Baar Aik Sikh Aik Punjabi Musalman Se Poochta Hai keh..
Sikh: Yaar Gal Sun Tussi Musle Khatna(Circumsissor) Kioon Karonde O?
Punjabi Muslim: Pra Gal Ae Hegi Ke ""KILLA JADOON VEE THOKIDA AE TE KARH KE THOKEEDA AE""

KISY MUHALLY KA SHAKHS KAFI ARSA SEHAR SY BAHIR GUZARNY K BAHD JAB WAPUS GHAR AA RAHA THA TOH RASTY MAIN UOS KA NAOUKAR MILA.
(MALIK) :GHAR KA KIYA HAL HAI?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KA KUTA MAR GAYA BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI.
(MALIK) :KUTA KAISY MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):JINAB WOH AAP KY GHOORY KA GOSHAT KHA KAR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA HAI?
(MALIK) :KIYA GHORA BHI MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KE WALIDA K BHAGAIR UOS KE HIFAZAT KAOUN KARTA?
(MALIK) :KIYA WALIDA BHI WAFAT PA GAIEN?
(NAOUKAR):ZAHIR HAI POTY KA GHAM KAISY BARDASHT KAR SAKTEEN THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA BAITA BHI CHAL BASA?
(NAOUKAR):WALIDA K BHAGAIR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA THA?
(MALIK) :KIYA BEWE BHI FAOUT HO GAYE?
(NAOUKAR):MAKAN K NEECHY AA KAR KAISY BACH SAKTEE THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA MAKAN BHI GIR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):GEE HAN!!!""BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI AAO GHAR CHALAAIN.""
KAISA LAGA? AAGAR ACHA TOH THANKS ZAROOR KJEYE GA....""mail adrees py...""