Omar Hassan

Boy:did u want 2 marry me?
Girl:i am not so beautiful & pretty.
Boy:i dam care because u will be doing your work.

AK DIN 3 DOST KHANAY PHANAY JATASY HAIN AK KHATA HAY KAY KASHIF HOTA TO WO BHI HAMARAY SAT KHANA KHALAY TA UN MAIN SAY AK BOLTA HAI DOSARY SAY KAY TUM JA KAY KASHIF KO BULALO US WAQT TAK HUM NAHI KHANA KHATAY HAIN WO KHSATA HAI KAY TUM KHALO GAY PHALA KHATA HAI KAY NAHI KHATAY WO CHALA JATA HAI KUCH TIME BAD (SOME TIME LETTER)WO NAHI AATA HAI TO JO DO THAY WO KHATAY HAIN KAY KHANA KHALAY TAY HAIN KASHIF TO AAYA NAHI WO BHI NAHI AA YA WO ABHI KHANA SHURO KARTAY HI HAIN KAY WO NEACHAY SAY BOLTRA HAI KAY TABHI TO MAIN JA NAHRRHA THA..

Vajypayee-s driver is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a small pig jumps out in front of the car. The pig dies on the spot. Vajpayee, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay for the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Vajapayee wants to know what happened. The driver tells him ""Hum jab gaaon me pahuncha to dekha kuch log perh ke neeche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logon ne saara paisa hamein de diya.
""Vajpayee says ""Theek theek batao. Tum unko kya bola tha? ""
The driver replies ""Hum kaha ki hum Vajapayee ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon.""
he he he

DO admi train main safer ker rahe hote hain.Aik kehta hai doosrey seke tumhara naam kia hai pehla kehta hai gh gh gh ghaa se se ta raam.phir yehi doosrey se poochta hai ke tumhara naam kia hai doosra kehta hai mera naam bhi gha ghaseta raam mager itna nahi ghasita jitna tum ne ghasita.........

lahore main loog bhaut mahman nawaz hotay han main jab wahan gya too breakfast main bhee phajhay day payy,lunch main bhee phajhay day paye,tea kay sath bhee phajhay dae paye ,dinner main bhee phajhay dae pay... main bola kay kiya bhance intoon per khari ho gee