Jokes

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

ik admi apnay bathroom main nahaa tha hay accanak us ki shalwar us kay dog lay kar bhag tha hay us kay dog ka naam fashon ho tha hay wo without shalwar us kay peechay baagtha hay our awaaz lagatha hay fashon oh fashon waha jitnay bhi loog hothay hay wo sub shalwar nikal lathay hay ur awaaz lagathay hay fashion because they thougth this is fashon

haathi or chuintee chor sipahi khel rahay hotay hein, pehlay chuinteee kee baaree hoti hai haathi ko dhoondnay kee, wo foran uss ko dhoond leti hai, haathi kee baaree atee hai to uss ko museebat per jati hai kyoon k chuintee MASJID may ja k chup jaati hai, haathi bilaakhir uss ko 1 hour k baad dhoond he leta hai, chuintee heraan ho k poochti hai k tum nay mujh ko kaisay talash kiya? hathi jawab deta hai, mein nay MASJID k bahit tumhari jootian dekh lee theen :p

Twinkle Twilnkle little Star
Khao Chapati Loo Dakarrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Itan Hi Bhot Hai Aaj Kay Liyah

Eik village main Jutt logon ki hakumat thi aur unka eik ladla Kukar(Murgha) Thanedar tha, woh sara din gaoon(village) main awaragardi karta aur sham ko ghar aajata pura village us ko janta tha, Eik din usi gaoon ka eik mirasi jo bohat dinon ka bhoka tha, thanedar us ke ghar ke pass se guzra, mirasi ne us ko pakar kar halal kar diya aur us ki khal dewaar per keel ke sath latka di.
Jab sham ko thanedar ghar na pohancha to jutt logon ko fikar howi, un sab ne puray gaoon main us thanedar ki talash shuroo kar di, isi doran woh mirasi ke pass bhi gaye aur kaha ke thanedar ko dekha hai, mirasi ne us ki khal ki taraf ishara kar ke jawab diya "" woh aaya tha aur wardi utar kar na jane kahan chala gaya.
he he he he he he he he he he he

aik shakhs meray pass bay inteha kepray hain laikin pehany ke liyay waqt nahin hai.....
dosra shakhs kiya aap wazir_e_aazam hain
pehla nahin mein dry cleaner hoon

aik bachcha dukandar ke paas jata hai aur kehta hai ke aap ke paas chocolate hai? dukandar kehta hai ke haan hai. bachcha jawab deta hai ke ye kon si badi baat hai, mere paas bhi hai!

aik dafa faqeer aadmi say kehta hai kuch khanay ko de do jawab mila kal ka khana khao gay faqeer ne kaha haan kiyuon nahin aadmi ney kaha to phir kal ana
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye